Re: Game of ThronesilovetakahanaOctober 21 2011, 13:57:21 UTC
"Hey, if it's going to be a game of which one of us is unluckiest I think I ought to win the prize," Jon Snow muttered, face-down on the forest floor with multiple knives sticking out of his back.
"And what prize can make up for me looking like this," Daenerys Targaryen muttered, looking down at her blood-soaked hands and lap.
"Oh you think you have it bad. You know what, FUCK off," Tyrion Lannister muttered, and he smacked first Jon, then Dany, on the backs of their heads before getting on Dany's dragon and flying off - with considerable difficulty.
Re: Game of ThronesresoluteOctober 22 2011, 01:19:55 UTC
Jamie Lannister strode through the halls with the confidence his rank and breeding bestowed. If only everyone respected him for all he was worth! Soon they would, especially when he teamed up with the dragon princess.
House of StarkentwashianOctober 22 2011, 02:00:46 UTC
"I think we should have sex," Sansa Stark said to Jon Snow.
Jon sadfaced. "But we have the same father!"
Sansa frowned, too. "I know, I know, it's only half, but it should be alright. If I'm to be queen someday, I really need to get a leg up on this apparently requisite incest thing."
Jon cringed in horror.
"Besides," Sansa continued, "with my father and little brother dead and all, I'm kind of running out of options here."
"But you're just a child!" Jon exclaimed.
"I'm an old, engaged woman now," Sansa contradicted, starting to unbutton her dress.
Jon began to cry harder than he had when his pet wolf died.
"Sh, there, there. I know exactly what you're feeling," Sansa said soothingly. "My wolf died, too."
Re: House of Starkgigi_tasticOctober 22 2011, 22:30:00 UTC
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sansa frowned, too. "I know, I know, it's only half, but it should be alright. If I'm to be queen someday, I really need to get a leg up on this apparently requisite incest thing."
Re: Game of ThronesharmonyangelOctober 23 2011, 19:07:18 UTC
All I could think to add was, "But then he was sad, because no one would let him go home to sleep with his sister and he couldn't sleep with the virgin knight lady, either. At least the bear gave him some action."
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"And what prize can make up for me looking like this," Daenerys Targaryen muttered, looking down at her blood-soaked hands and lap.
"Oh you think you have it bad. You know what, FUCK off," Tyrion Lannister muttered, and he smacked first Jon, then Dany, on the backs of their heads before getting on Dany's dragon and flying off - with considerable difficulty.
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This is amazing. Truly.
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Jon sadfaced. "But we have the same father!"
Sansa frowned, too. "I know, I know, it's only half, but it should be alright. If I'm to be queen someday, I really need to get a leg up on this apparently requisite incest thing."
Jon cringed in horror.
"Besides," Sansa continued, "with my father and little brother dead and all, I'm kind of running out of options here."
"But you're just a child!" Jon exclaimed.
"I'm an old, engaged woman now," Sansa contradicted, starting to unbutton her dress.
Jon began to cry harder than he had when his pet wolf died.
"Sh, there, there. I know exactly what you're feeling," Sansa said soothingly. "My wolf died, too."
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Sansa frowned, too. "I know, I know, it's only half, but it should be alright. If I'm to be queen someday, I really need to get a leg up on this apparently requisite incest thing."
THIS.
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