"Which one of us?" the two Rays asked in unison. One of them was a Cylon but the other one wasn't, they just had the same name because screenwriters are lazy.
"Both of you!" The mountie said politely. "Would it be impolite to suggest a threesome?"
"No!" One Ray shouted eagerly.
"...Only if we do it on a bearskin rug!" the other Ray requested.
"And we get pizza after! Since I'm pretty sure this show is set in Chicago and I love Chicago and the only ways Chicagoans show their love on tv is Bears, Cubs, and pizza!"
"We can get pizza," the mountie agreed. "I don't know how I feel about the bearskin thing, though. It doesn't seem very ethical and also might offend my pet wolf."
"Bearskin or I'm out," one Ray said.
"Fine, fine, we can find a bearskin. I have probably befriended a nice old lady who will generously give me one," the mountie realized.
I'm fairly certain the wolf is the best character.sentientcitizenOctober 22 2011, 22:31:03 UTC
"I'm Ray," says Ray.
"Except when I am," adds other Ray.
"This is mostly to confuse the non-fans," first Ray concludes.
"And to start extremely complicated ship wars," the second Ray points out.
"Excuse me," said Fraser politely, "I have to go be earnestly Canadian at a someone, while my deceased Father shouts advice at me from beyond the grave."
Meanwhile, an improbably-named, lipreading, bi-lingual wolf fights crime. Possibly with the help of the deceased father.
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"Which one of us?" the two Rays asked in unison. One of them was a Cylon but the other one wasn't, they just had the same name because screenwriters are lazy.
"Both of you!" The mountie said politely. "Would it be impolite to suggest a threesome?"
"No!" One Ray shouted eagerly.
"...Only if we do it on a bearskin rug!" the other Ray requested.
"And we get pizza after! Since I'm pretty sure this show is set in Chicago and I love Chicago and the only ways Chicagoans show their love on tv is Bears, Cubs, and pizza!"
"We can get pizza," the mountie agreed. "I don't know how I feel about the bearskin thing, though. It doesn't seem very ethical and also might offend my pet wolf."
"Bearskin or I'm out," one Ray said.
"Fine, fine, we can find a bearskin. I have probably befriended a nice old lady who will generously give me one," the mountie realized.
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Also now I want pizza :(
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"Except when I am," adds other Ray.
"This is mostly to confuse the non-fans," first Ray concludes.
"And to start extremely complicated ship wars," the second Ray points out.
"Excuse me," said Fraser politely, "I have to go be earnestly Canadian at a someone, while my deceased Father shouts advice at me from beyond the grave."
Meanwhile, an improbably-named, lipreading, bi-lingual wolf fights crime. Possibly with the help of the deceased father.
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