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Battlestar Galactica (2000s) pocky_slash October 20 2011, 23:53:16 UTC
A group of dysfunctional people are chased by their pissed-off children. IN SPACE!!

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The Scientist and the Cylon (Battlestar Galactica Reboot) gehayi October 22 2011, 13:10:17 UTC
"Why am I being haunted by a hot blonde robot that no one else can see?" demanded the geeky male scientist. He probably had a name, but since no one on Galactica ever used their names except for Laura Roslin and Lee Adama, and since the only person board with a nickname was Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, the scientist was simply one of an extremely large and nameless crowd.

"I'm not a robot," said the hot blonde robot. "I'm a Cylon."

"What's the difference?" demanded the scientist, furtively looking around to see if anyone had noticed that he was, to all appearances, talking to himself.

"Well, for one thing, we can get pregnant."

"Wait," said the scientist, frowning. "You have metal skeletons. You're manufactured in factories. You are the personification of mankind's fears about technology getting out of hand. How can you possibly get pregnant?"

"I think that the screenwriter was a fan of Rossum's Universal Robots." said the hot blonde Cylon. "That's also probably why none of you have noticed that half the people on this ship look ( ... )

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Re: The Scientist and the Cylon (Battlestar Galactica Reboot) such_heights October 22 2011, 23:59:39 UTC
HAHAHAHA.

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Re: The Scientist and the Cylon (Battlestar Galactica Reboot) pocky_slash October 24 2011, 09:41:40 UTC
this is probably the best thing EVER.

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Re: The Scientist and the Cylon (Battlestar Galactica Reboot) christycorr October 24 2011, 21:52:11 UTC
So. Much. Win.

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