Possibly NSFW; nudity and implied sexreiza_gwOctober 15 2010, 07:01:34 UTC
Draco rolled off the bed to find some clothes. "Our love, Potter, was never meant to be," he said over his shoulder.
"You're telling me this NOW?" said Harry, who was tied rather uncomfortably to the bedpost.
At that moment, the door burst open and Hermione strode into the room, wand raised and pointed at Draco.
"I believe you have something of mine," she declared. Her eyes widened as she took in the scene before her. "Harry, where are your clothes? And how did that horse get in here?"
Just Like Steampunk Gossip Girlgabby_silangOctober 17 2010, 01:29:44 UTC
A young boy in Victorian street rags wandered down Diagon Alley waving a stack of newspapers and hollering today's headline in an overwrought Cockney accent.
"TEACHER/STUDENT SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE FOUNDATIONS OF XAVIER'S ACADEMY FOR WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY! ALAN RICKMAN IN A WIG THROWN INTO MEDIEVAL PRISON! HA' PENNY A PAPER, GET YER PAPERS!"
A pair of skinny redheads with large ears passed him by and shook their heads in unison.
"Shocking," one said.
"Downright shocking," said the other.
"Can you even imagine?" Asked the first.
"Within those hallowed halls," said the second.
"I mean the height difference alone," pointed out the one on the left.
"The visual is really...vivid. Shudder to think." The one on the right affected an exaggerated shudder.
"What with Potter's disfiguring facial scar."
"Mmm." They came upon a back alley, perpendicular to the alley they were already on. One twin gestured down the new alley. "Want to duck in there and make out?"
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Draco rolled off the bed to find some clothes. "Our love, Potter, was never meant to be," he said over his shoulder.
"You're telling me this NOW?" said Harry, who was tied rather uncomfortably to the bedpost.
At that moment, the door burst open and Hermione strode into the room, wand raised and pointed at Draco.
"I believe you have something of mine," she declared. Her eyes widened as she took in the scene before her. "Harry, where are your clothes? And how did that horse get in here?"
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Two words. SHRINKING CHARM.
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"TEACHER/STUDENT SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE FOUNDATIONS OF XAVIER'S ACADEMY FOR WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY! ALAN RICKMAN IN A WIG THROWN INTO MEDIEVAL PRISON! HA' PENNY A PAPER, GET YER PAPERS!"
A pair of skinny redheads with large ears passed him by and shook their heads in unison.
"Shocking," one said.
"Downright shocking," said the other.
"Can you even imagine?" Asked the first.
"Within those hallowed halls," said the second.
"I mean the height difference alone," pointed out the one on the left.
"The visual is really...vivid. Shudder to think." The one on the right affected an exaggerated shudder.
"What with Potter's disfiguring facial scar."
"Mmm." They came upon a back alley, perpendicular to the alley they were already on. One twin gestured down the new alley. "Want to duck in there and make out?"
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