Sarah Jane Adventurespocky_slashOctober 18 2010, 01:45:38 UTC
An investigative journalist turned time-traveller turned investigative journalist uses tricks learned from a former road trip buddy in her efforts to save the world. She enlists local teens to help her, without the consent or knowledge of their parents.
The Cliff Notes versionqueenfanfictionOctober 18 2010, 02:43:00 UTC
Once upon a time, a girl named Sarah Jane Smith hooks up with an old guy in a telephone box.
No, really. It was SMOKING HOT, I tell you.
Anyway, she gets tired, leaves him, and decides to become an investigative journalist. Along the way, she has a kid, finds the perfect Mr. Smith, and gets a dog (not necessarily in that order).
But her kid really isn't her kid, he's an alien genius bred to be brilliant AND adorkable and speed-matured into adolescence (the poor bastard). And Mr. Smith isn't her husband, he's her computer. And her dog isn't a dog, but another computer-cyborg-thingy that was a parting gift from the old guy in the telephone box who'd already hooked up with another hot young thing and gave the dog/computer/cyborg-thingy to her as a consolation prize.
And then Sarah Jane fell in love with her not-son's best friend from school, and there was femme-slash, and the internet orgasmed and wanked and everyone rejoiced.
There might also have been aliens, but the writing was still pretty awesome nevertheless, and Torchwood was
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No, really. It was SMOKING HOT, I tell you.
Anyway, she gets tired, leaves him, and decides to become an investigative journalist. Along the way, she has a kid, finds the perfect Mr. Smith, and gets a dog (not necessarily in that order).
But her kid really isn't her kid, he's an alien genius bred to be brilliant AND adorkable and speed-matured into adolescence (the poor bastard). And Mr. Smith isn't her husband, he's her computer. And her dog isn't a dog, but another computer-cyborg-thingy that was a parting gift from the old guy in the telephone box who'd already hooked up with another hot young thing and gave the dog/computer/cyborg-thingy to her as a consolation prize.
And then Sarah Jane fell in love with her not-son's best friend from school, and there was femme-slash, and the internet orgasmed and wanked and everyone rejoiced.
There might also have been aliens, but the writing was still pretty awesome nevertheless, and Torchwood was ( ... )
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YES. YES. YES. THIS. 100% TRUTH! ♥ TEAM SJA ♥
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