Boy walks the Earth, keeps animals in tiny cages and forces them to fight in gladiatorial combat, while being stalked by a spoiled bitch, an ambiguously gay Brit and a talking cat.
The sun sets over a forest, bathing it in a warm orange glow. In a small clearing, Ash Ketchum shouts tunelessly, "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!"
Misty and the thick guy roll their eyes. So do Meowth and the two other ineffectual baddies, who are all lurking somewhere in the bushes.
"TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL QUEST," Ash barrels on. "TO TRAIN THEM IS MY -- what is it, Pikachu?"
Pikachu tries to point out that he's not quite sure if three reckless kids should be spending the night in a forest without food or a tent and really, where the hell are their parents? But all that comes out is an adorable squeak.
Ash grins down at him. "Yes, yes, pika, pika. Now where was I
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Misty and the thick guy roll their eyes. So do Meowth and the two other ineffectual baddies, who are all lurking somewhere in the bushes.
"TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL QUEST," Ash barrels on. "TO TRAIN THEM IS MY -- what is it, Pikachu?"
Pikachu tries to point out that he's not quite sure if three reckless kids should be spending the night in a forest without food or a tent and really, where the hell are their parents? But all that comes out is an adorable squeak.
Ash grins down at him. "Yes, yes, pika, pika. Now where was I ( ... )
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A productive use of my time? I think so.
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