Tom Hardy is a Terrible Thing to Waste (on that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun) - NSFWgabby_silangOctober 17 2010, 01:54:04 UTC
"The unconscious is like a Holodeck stuck on shuffle," explained the girl from Hard Candy. "Things change in surreal and sudden ways, but the production value always looks surprisingly high."
"Ah, yes," said the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun. "Look, now we've stepped off the train platform and into a bedroom where Tom Hardy is filming a porno with three other totally identical men and four women who look like the women on Nikita."
"The mind is an unpredictable mechanism," moaned Maggie Q.
"Are we really individuals," one of the Tom Hardys asked, his words punctuated by huffing breaths as he bounced atop another Tom Hardy, "Or are we all facets of one mind as it experiences itself?"
"No," groaned Ken Watanabe, who'd been there the whole time, but was hidden from view because of all the Tom Hardys and the cast of Nikita. "That's far too Buddhist for this film." The girl who plays Jaden urged him to continue going down on her before he could get another word in.
"Ah, yes," said the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun. "Look, now we've stepped off the train platform and into a bedroom where Tom Hardy is filming a porno with three other totally identical men and four women who look like the women on Nikita."
"The mind is an unpredictable mechanism," moaned Maggie Q.
"Are we really individuals," one of the Tom Hardys asked, his words punctuated by huffing breaths as he bounced atop another Tom Hardy, "Or are we all facets of one mind as it experiences itself?"
"No," groaned Ken Watanabe, who'd been there the whole time, but was hidden from view because of all the Tom Hardys and the cast of Nikita. "That's far too Buddhist for this film." The girl who plays Jaden urged him to continue going down on her before he could get another word in.
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