DHS Agent: "OK guys, we've got a murder to solve. Do we have everything we need?" Mad Scientist: "two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls." DHS Agent: "Sounds about right. Let's do it gang!" Entrepreneur (poking his head out from the back of the van): "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOO!"
All I Know of Fringe I Learned From One Promo Poster and A Commercialjones6October 17 2010, 14:31:16 UTC
"Olivia!" exclaimed the male agent whose name I don't know. "Where the hell have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere! Also I think your hair changed colour!"
"What?" she said. "I've just been in the alternate dimension watching season 11 of The West Wing. It's great - alternate Sorkin is maybe better than regular Sorkin. And they have great salons there too - I don't know why that place is such a big deal. It's actually pretty nice
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Mad Scientist: "two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."
DHS Agent: "Sounds about right. Let's do it gang!"
Entrepreneur (poking his head out from the back of the van): "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"Maybe it was aliens," says Pacey from Dawson's Creek.
"Maybe it was the alternate dimension," says Astrid, who has an awesome name.
"Maybe it was THE CAPITAL LETTERS," suggests Denethor.
"Denethor, you're tripping on six different drugs now. It was none of those. It was.... SCIENCE!" proclaims Olivia.
As everybody leaves, the cow moos mournfully. It knows that Olivia is from the alternate dimension. But nobody ever listens to the cow.
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2) Apparently, I know nothing about Fringe except that it stars Pacey.
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"What?" she said. "I've just been in the alternate dimension watching season 11 of The West Wing. It's great - alternate Sorkin is maybe better than regular Sorkin. And they have great salons there too - I don't know why that place is such a big deal. It's actually pretty nice ( ... )
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