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Fringe pocky_slash October 16 2010, 15:15:17 UTC
A DHS agent, a mad scientist and an entrepeneur solve mysteries with mad science and recreational drugs.

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Fringe Benefits acedoppleganger October 16 2010, 18:25:25 UTC
DHS Agent: "OK guys, we've got a murder to solve. Do we have everything we need?"
Mad Scientist: "two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."
DHS Agent: "Sounds about right. Let's do it gang!"
Entrepreneur (poking his head out from the back of the van): "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Re: Fringe Benefits sunnyrea October 17 2010, 15:56:29 UTC
Oh my god, yes

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Everything I Know About Fringe I Learned On Tumblr metonymy October 17 2010, 03:47:30 UTC
Somewhere, all the people in a diner explode into snot. The location's name hangs ominously overhead in block capitals.

"Maybe it was aliens," says Pacey from Dawson's Creek.

"Maybe it was the alternate dimension," says Astrid, who has an awesome name.

"Maybe it was THE CAPITAL LETTERS," suggests Denethor.

"Denethor, you're tripping on six different drugs now. It was none of those. It was.... SCIENCE!" proclaims Olivia.

As everybody leaves, the cow moos mournfully. It knows that Olivia is from the alternate dimension. But nobody ever listens to the cow.

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Re: Everything I Know About Fringe I Learned On Tumblr cold_feets October 18 2010, 13:04:24 UTC
1) I just tripped some spare balls I didn't even know I had.

2) Apparently, I know nothing about Fringe except that it stars Pacey.

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Re: Everything I Know About Fringe I Learned On Tumblr ticketsonmyself October 19 2010, 09:12:34 UTC
This is surprisingly accurate, especially the first and last lines!

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All I Know of Fringe I Learned From One Promo Poster and A Commercial jones6 October 17 2010, 14:31:16 UTC
"Olivia!" exclaimed the male agent whose name I don't know. "Where the hell have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere! Also I think your hair changed colour!"

"What?" she said. "I've just been in the alternate dimension watching season 11 of The West Wing. It's great - alternate Sorkin is maybe better than regular Sorkin. And they have great salons there too - I don't know why that place is such a big deal. It's actually pretty nice ( ... )

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Re: All I Know of Fringe I Learned From One Promo Poster and A Commercial azurelunatic October 18 2010, 13:10:24 UTC
*cracks up laughing*

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