Re: Sailor MoonjokingOctober 16 2010, 01:16:27 UTC
Sailor Moon is walking down the street when she sees a mysterious man in a tuxedo holding a rose. "Oh!" she swoons. "Mysterious Tuxedo Man! I am in instant lust with you, even though I probably haven't gone through enough puberty to actually experience lust!"
Tuxedo Man stands in dramatic silhouette, holding a rose, and remains mysteriously silent. Sailor Moon runs home to talk to two of her friends, who are named after gas giants. "Have you seen Tuxedo Man today? He is so hotly mysterious!"
The girls named after gas giants stop making out with each other long enough to say, "Oh yeah. Him. Uh huh. He's totally hot." Then they start making out with each other again. Sailor Moon wishes she were a lesbian too, because then she might get some action instead of pining after mysterious older men with roses.
Re: Sailor MoondaegaerOctober 17 2010, 10:01:53 UTC
Two of the cute girls with astrological mysterious powers fell in love and had many exciting adventures together, all fit for a youthful audience. They were so shiny and popular and adventurous that they suddenly found themselves speaking English as well as Japanese and were a little surprised to discover they were now cousins. Very, very close cousins. Then there was a battle for the planets.
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Tuxedo Man stands in dramatic silhouette, holding a rose, and remains mysteriously silent. Sailor Moon runs home to talk to two of her friends, who are named after gas giants. "Have you seen Tuxedo Man today? He is so hotly mysterious!"
The girls named after gas giants stop making out with each other long enough to say, "Oh yeah. Him. Uh huh. He's totally hot." Then they start making out with each other again. Sailor Moon wishes she were a lesbian too, because then she might get some action instead of pining after mysterious older men with roses.
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Also, your icon is awesome.
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