RPF - American Idolpocky_slashOctober 15 2010, 19:11:05 UTC
Mildly talented young adults from across America compete to see who can be the most camera-friendly and non-threatening. They all have sex with each other, which is okay, because the hosts are all having sex with each other too.
Re: RPF - American Idoldarkest_lightOctober 15 2010, 20:53:12 UTC
1. And lo, there was Adam Lambert. 2. And he was blessed with the power of the glitter. 3. And he was likewise blessed with the power of eyeliner and hair gel.
4. And Lambert did sing to the gay children of the world, and tell them that life was worth living. 5. And Lambert did make music videos with leather and whips and did make the kinky children of the world think that their life was worth living.
6. Likewise there was Chris, who actually won American Idol Season 8. 7. But he appears only in the context of slash with Adam, and so we can safely forget about him.
Re: Of White Shirts and Awesome Haircold_feetsOctober 17 2010, 02:51:43 UTC
Gender changing characters on SPN is par for the course in that fandom. And actually if we want to get technical, Castiel spends a short period of time as a 13 year old girl. So. You're fine. XD
I know nothing about this show but wth.queenfanfictionOctober 17 2010, 00:20:54 UTC
Simon Cowell points at Random Contestant of the Week with his threatening finger. "You suck!" he bellows, froth flying from his mouth.
Paula Abdul stares off into space, safely high and not really listening to anything anymore. The Third Judge Who Shall Remain Nameless Because The Author Has Never Watched American Idol attempts to come up with a more concise, more constructive criticism than Simon, but he/she cannot and finally sputters an agreement. RCotW onstage simply looks bored.
And then all three judges give RCotW a passing score for the week and move on to the next singer who just might be Adam Lambert.
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4. And Lambert did sing to the gay children of the world, and tell them that life was worth living. 5. And Lambert did make music videos with leather and whips and did make the kinky children of the world think that their life was worth living.
6. Likewise there was Chris, who actually won American Idol Season 8. 7. But he appears only in the context of slash with Adam, and so we can safely forget about him.
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YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
(I know about 2 things about Idol RPF, and they are both 'Adam Lambert is attractive and ambiguously gay.')
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Halle-lu
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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. <3 /canon/... Oh, wait, this is RPS, I can't do that... Uh... Fuck.
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Paula Abdul stares off into space, safely high and not really listening to anything anymore. The Third Judge Who Shall Remain Nameless Because The Author Has Never Watched American Idol attempts to come up with a more concise, more constructive criticism than Simon, but he/she cannot and finally sputters an agreement. RCotW onstage simply looks bored.
And then all three judges give RCotW a passing score for the week and move on to the next singer who just might be Adam Lambert.
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