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Leverage pocky_slash October 15 2010, 19:08:40 UTC
A Five Man Band of criminals. They Fight Crime.

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Re: Leverage shipperx October 16 2010, 03:11:34 UTC
Timothy Hutton looks around himself and shrugs. "I guess I'll try to change my image. It's not like I can play an angst-ridden teen any more. It's not the 80s. Think I can pull off light-hearted con man?"

"Nope," said Lindsey MacDonald. "But, hey, don't let that stop you. I'm going to try pulling off being the five and half foot tall 'muscle' of the team. I can do it too. Because I'm hot." They shake on it.

Struck by an afterthough, Lindsey said, "Just don't kill me like Angel did, okay?"

"Deal."

Jane from Coupling arrives. "Think I can pull off playing someone smart?"

Timothy Hutton eyes her. "Well, you've got a British accent and we're all American, so of course you can!"

Looks around. "But I think we need more people for a team. Hey, casting, can you come up with some guy that slashers could pair with Lindsey. Oh and a hot girl that het ficcers can pair with Lindsey, If we want any shot at internet success, we've got to have people that can be paired with Lindsey."

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Re: Leverage ciaan October 17 2010, 20:37:43 UTC
What's funniest is how half is this is exactly right, and the other half leaves me going, wait, Sophie was a ditz on some other show???

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Totally Innocuous Conversations metonymy October 18 2010, 02:15:42 UTC
"I love pretzels. And by pretzels, I mean your ridiculously hot face," says Parker, who is tiny and able to fit through spaces the size of a housecat.

"Pretzels are fantastic. And by that I mean I love you too and I'm waiting for you to learn to express human emotions," says Hardison, who grins. Twenty fangirls' panties combust spontaneously.

In the background, Gina Bellman chases Eliot with a can of dry shampoo.

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Re: Totally Innocuous Conversations lilian_cho October 18 2010, 07:40:13 UTC
able to fit through spaces the size of a housecat.

Hee!

Dry shampoo = awesome.

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Re: Totally Innocuous Conversations ticketsonmyself October 19 2010, 09:21:23 UTC
I dig it!

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