Oh, look, a heart! Narm narm narm!redsilverchainsOctober 15 2010, 19:06:48 UTC
“So our episode titles are, like, all named after songs. What’s up with that?” asks Lucas, squinting.
“Never mind that,” says Nathan, “I wanna nail your best friend. I’m feeling all nail-ey.”
Lucas squints angrily at him. “I hate you.”
“Never mind THAT,” pipes up Lucas’s douchey dad. “GIMME MY HEART BACK, BITCH.”
The four-legged bitch in question sits on the hospital floor, gnawing obliviously on aforementioned heart.
Lucas squints.
Dr. Doogie Howser walks in, is promptly traumatized at the sight of a dog eating a patient’s heart, and moves to New York to become a hippie-turned-womanizer.
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“Never mind that,” says Nathan, “I wanna nail your best friend. I’m feeling all nail-ey.”
Lucas squints angrily at him. “I hate you.”
“Never mind THAT,” pipes up Lucas’s douchey dad. “GIMME MY HEART BACK, BITCH.”
The four-legged bitch in question sits on the hospital floor, gnawing obliviously on aforementioned heart.
Lucas squints.
Dr. Doogie Howser walks in, is promptly traumatized at the sight of a dog eating a patient’s heart, and moves to New York to become a hippie-turned-womanizer.
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Also, I still cannot believe that this show is still on. Does anyone seriously still watch it?
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In the background, a dog ate a heart or something. Chad Michael Murray watched and did nothing.
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