Everything I Know I Learned from the Fug Girlsgolden_dOctober 16 2010, 18:37:45 UTC
All right, everyone, let's meet the press!
"Hi! I'm Boobs Legly, I am bitchy and popular, and way too cool for you."
Thanks, Boobs. Next!
"I'm Little J. I wear so much eye makeup that it looks like I'm a method actor rehearsing for the role of a raccoon. I hate pants and I love stripper shoes. I am also 15."
X's meant the same in GG as in Scott Pilgrim, right?jones6October 17 2010, 14:15:03 UTC
Spotted, B and S have a catfight - looks like B's not the only one with claws! Also, a certain someone has a new boyfriend - a very special hello to Scott from yours truly!
XOXO Gossip Girl
"This new girl is trouble," said Wallace, flipping through Scott's inbox while texting insanely fast with his other hand.
"I think she's awesome," said Scott.
Wallace sighed. "Remember that whole thing with Ramona?" he said, waving the phone towards Scott. "What do you think those things at the end are?"
"Two little- Oh, crap."
"Now you're getting it."
"But wait," Scott said, confused, "what do the O's mean, then?"
"Who knows," Wallace replied, "but soon your whole family's gonna know about it."
Scott flopped backwards onto the bed, and the phone began to ring.
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"Hi! I'm Boobs Legly, I am bitchy and popular, and way too cool for you."
Thanks, Boobs. Next!
"I'm Little J. I wear so much eye makeup that it looks like I'm a method actor rehearsing for the role of a raccoon. I hate pants and I love stripper shoes. I am also 15."
GODDAMMIT TAYLOR.
"I'm Chuck Bass." *hair flip* "Yeah."
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
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XOXO Gossip Girl
"This new girl is trouble," said Wallace, flipping through Scott's inbox while texting insanely fast with his other hand.
"I think she's awesome," said Scott.
Wallace sighed. "Remember that whole thing with Ramona?" he said, waving the phone towards Scott. "What do you think those things at the end are?"
"Two little- Oh, crap."
"Now you're getting it."
"But wait," Scott said, confused, "what do the O's mean, then?"
"Who knows," Wallace replied, "but soon your whole family's gonna know about it."
Scott flopped backwards onto the bed, and the phone began to ring.
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