RPS - Fake News/Punditspocky_slashOctober 15 2010, 15:29:33 UTC
Parody news program which has actually become one of the most trusted sites for news and current affairs in America.
Exaggerated right-wing pundit reinterprets the English language, itemises things that are dead to him and attempts to alert America to the increasing threat posed by bears.
Together, they bone. And they also bone everyone who's ever worked for CNN or MSNBC.
Misusing Irony.pocky_slashOctober 15 2010, 17:17:43 UTC
I mostly know this from online sources. *
"Hello! I'm over the top and slightly crazed with fear!" said Stephen Colbert in a mildly hysterical voice. His stance was that of a pro wrestler about to descend in a hurricane of fury, but with the posture of a skinny guy in a suit.
"I'm kind of a hipster in old man's clothing." Jon Stewart said mildly. He stretched out in his chair and waited for some other news to react to.
Suddenly, Stephen jumped over the desk and kissed him.
"Hah!" he said. "Now you've got cooties and gayness. Have I defeated you with sexual tension yet?"
"Not a chance," Jon replied mildly, and drew him in for another kiss.
Stephen roughly pulled away. "You haven't won, you know!" he said. His suit followed him like a cape as he left.
Jon watched him disappear, and smiled. He then clutched his hands to his chest and blew a kiss, in an attempt at irony.
Exaggerated right-wing pundit reinterprets the English language, itemises things that are dead to him and attempts to alert America to the increasing threat posed by bears.
Together, they bone. And they also bone everyone who's ever worked for CNN or MSNBC.
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"Hello! I'm over the top and slightly crazed with fear!" said Stephen Colbert in a mildly hysterical voice. His stance was that of a pro wrestler about to descend in a hurricane of fury, but with the posture of a skinny guy in a suit.
"I'm kind of a hipster in old man's clothing." Jon Stewart said mildly. He stretched out in his chair and waited for some other news to react to.
Suddenly, Stephen jumped over the desk and kissed him.
"Hah!" he said. "Now you've got cooties and gayness. Have I defeated you with sexual tension yet?"
"Not a chance," Jon replied mildly, and drew him in for another kiss.
Stephen roughly pulled away. "You haven't won, you know!" he said. His suit followed him like a cape as he left.
Jon watched him disappear, and smiled. He then clutched his hands to his chest and blew a kiss, in an attempt at irony.
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LOLOLOL
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Um yep.
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