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A Foreign Love Affair

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Unhappily honeymooning son of a yakuza has a wardrobe malfunction on a cruise ship and catches the eye of the ship’s captain.

(via clari_clyde)

Dear gawd, it’s scary that I know this fandom

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“IT’S MY HONEYMOON NIGHT AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THE FUCK I’M MARRIED TO MY MY WIFE-TO-BE I HATE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. FUCK YOU ALL.” Yakuza Guy storms out in a tempest, his kimono billowing open. Conveniently, he’s wearing something that looks like a loincloth underneath.

“I like you,” Blonde Pretty Boy says, sparkling prettily. “Let’s shag.”

MAJOR PLOT POINT SPOILER WARNING:

They shag.