"Viva la revolution!" said Blake. Then cheap BBC scenery fell on him and he died.
"What's in it for me?" said Avon.
"Nothing, let's run away!" said Vila.
Cass said nothing because no one ever talks about her and I'm not even sure her name is Cass, but maybe she was a doctor or a healer or an empath of some kind.
The other totally unmemorable characters agreed. So they ran away and hid in a quarry, or possibly an abandoned shoe factory, and argued a lot, until Servalan showed up in bondage gear and killed them all.
Re: Blake's 7revdorothylOctober 16 2010, 02:03:59 UTC
*snerk* :)
I kind of 'shipped Callie/Avon way back in the 1980's (before I knew what a 'ship was, fandom-wise -- such was the power of one decent script written by Tanith Lee!), but this made me chortle with glee.
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"What's in it for me?" said Avon.
"Nothing, let's run away!" said Vila.
Cass said nothing because no one ever talks about her and I'm not even sure her name is Cass, but maybe she was a doctor or a healer or an empath of some kind.
The other totally unmemorable characters agreed. So they ran away and hid in a quarry, or possibly an abandoned shoe factory, and argued a lot, until Servalan showed up in bondage gear and killed them all.
THE END
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I kind of 'shipped Callie/Avon way back in the 1980's (before I knew what a 'ship was, fandom-wise -- such was the power of one decent script written by Tanith Lee!), but this made me chortle with glee.
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This actually is pretty much what I remember Blake 7 being about! Avon was a jerk, Servalan was evil and it was all very depressing.
Baby, you nailed it! WHOO HOO!
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