Avatar: The Last Airbenderpocky_slashOctober 15 2010, 04:03:06 UTC
A heavily tattooed kung-fu Dalai Lama, his Eskimo pals, a blind Chinese loli of mass destruction, an angry burn victim and some animals that don't exist (but should) take on Luke Skywalker and his army of arsonists who wear giant shoulderpads.
Re: Avatar: The Last AirbenderflourishOctober 15 2010, 14:53:27 UTC
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS MOVIEVERSE OR WHAT, I GUESS SO
"Why are we all white?" asked Katara. "I thought we're supposed to be Chinese, or something? Not white anyway."
"I don't know. For the same reason that I have an arrow shaved into my hair?" Aang said. "Also, I can bend air."
Then Katara magically made water appear and killed some bad guys, and Aang did the same only with air (except that you don't make air appear, that's silly), while having a very badly choreographed fight.
In the end, there were some Jesus references because Aang is the chosen one.
And then another show or comic or something came out with a chick who was some kind of bender and everyone in the audience shat their pants with glee.
I have only seen the movie and that doesn't countjones6October 17 2010, 13:51:07 UTC
Her name is spelled KATARA? I thought it was KITARA. That is how little I know of this.
"Oh shit you guys," Sokka said urgently, running up to Aang and Katara where they were practicing their bending or whatever, "I know we just defeated the Fire Nation or something, probably, but I just heard that-"
"I know," said Aang, doing something that looked vaguely like tai chi but made the air move around for some reason, "I heard from a spirit that was probably a fish, or maybe a dragon."
"What?" said Katara, also moving around strangely but stirring up the water instead of the air. "What did you hear?"
Aang looked at her gravely. "We have to face our gravest threat yet," he said.
"You don't mean-"
"I do," he replied. "M. NIGHT SYAMALAN IS COMING. There have been reports all over the land, and the spirits are anxious possibly. It's like that song by The Vapors, except the opposite
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"Why are we all white?" asked Katara. "I thought we're supposed to be Chinese, or something? Not white anyway."
"I don't know. For the same reason that I have an arrow shaved into my hair?" Aang said. "Also, I can bend air."
Then Katara magically made water appear and killed some bad guys, and Aang did the same only with air (except that you don't make air appear, that's silly), while having a very badly choreographed fight.
In the end, there were some Jesus references because Aang is the chosen one.
And then another show or comic or something came out with a chick who was some kind of bender and everyone in the audience shat their pants with glee.
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"Oh shit you guys," Sokka said urgently, running up to Aang and Katara where they were practicing their bending or whatever, "I know we just defeated the Fire Nation or something, probably, but I just heard that-"
"I know," said Aang, doing something that looked vaguely like tai chi but made the air move around for some reason, "I heard from a spirit that was probably a fish, or maybe a dragon."
"What?" said Katara, also moving around strangely but stirring up the water instead of the air. "What did you hear?"
Aang looked at her gravely. "We have to face our gravest threat yet," he said.
"You don't mean-"
"I do," he replied. "M. NIGHT SYAMALAN IS COMING. There have been reports all over the land, and the spirits are anxious possibly. It's like that song by The Vapors, except the opposite ( ... )
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