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Xena: Warrior Princess pocky_slash October 15 2010, 04:02:24 UTC

Ancient Greek women beat people up and engage in lesbian subtext.

THE EVIL WIZARD lefaym October 15 2010, 09:17:55 UTC

"Gabrielle!" said Xena. "We must fight the wizard now!"

The wizard approached them through the New Zealand Greek foliage, aiming his phallic staff at Gabrielle's head.

Xena threw one of her ninja stars, and sliced the staff in half. Then it sank into the wizard's stomach, killing him. Alas! a bolt of light from the severed staff hit Gabrielle in the head.

"Noo!" cried Xena, gathering Gabrielle into her arms.

"It is too late for me, Xena," said Gabrielle. "You must go on without me."

"NOOOO!" said Xena. "I will heal you with the power of my awesome!"

Xena lowered her lips to Gabrielle's, kissing her soundly. Gabrielle felt life course through her veins and her clitoris.

All would be well.

Re: THE EVIL WIZARD pocky_slash October 15 2010, 14:40:00 UTC

This accurately summarizes everything I know about Xena XD

Re: THE EVIL WIZARD juliet316 October 15 2010, 17:14:41 UTC

That's actually kinda accurate.

Re: THE EVIL WIZARD salienne October 16 2010, 07:36:47 UTC

Pretty much this. I approve. :D

Re: Xena: Warrior Princess grey_hunter October 16 2010, 15:43:24 UTC

"This is the story of Xena, the Warrior Princess. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and strong brunette woman, with muscles of steel and beautiful, shining, baby-blue orbs for eyes. She met a cute blonde and they just knew that their destinies were linked. The cute blonde was, incidentally, also named Gabrielle--"

"--bah, what a Mary Sue!"

"And why is there no manslash in this story?"

"Wait, there will be...some. Just listen to this story. It's great, I promise!"

"Sorry, you suck."

"FLAMERS! I'll send Xena to kill y'all with her awesome non-Sailor Moon-like Frisbee!!!"

ack. I shouldn't even be here.

Re: Xena: Warrior Princess lilian_cho October 16 2010, 20:42:29 UTC

Doesn't Sailor Moon swing her...coronet thingy? Or was that Sailor V? Noo...V had "Whip of Love."

My regret with Xena: I was too young to appreciate Karl Urban's hotness. Mmmmm...

*wanders off*

Re: Xena: Warrior Princess grey_hunter October 17 2010, 05:42:49 UTC

I probably would have watched it, had I known that he was in it. And if I had known who he was. (Going to be.) :P

Re: Xena: Warrior Princess metonymy October 16 2010, 20:54:56 UTC

Xena flung her chakram frisbee and decapitated yet another centurion. "AYIYIYIYIYIYI!" she screamed.

"You know," said Joxer, who was apparently a dude in the show, "that's less impressive than it might be for a warrior's battle cry."

"Yeah, it's also the noise she makes when she--" Gabrielle started to say, but was cut off by the poofing noise as Eros or Cupid showed up. Who was Karl Urban in a loincloth.

And then they done sex.

Re: Xena: Warrior Princess sunnyrea October 17 2010, 15:31:41 UTC

Femmeslash. Fighting. More Femmeslash.

The End.

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