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Rizzoli & Isles

[pocky_slash]

There's a cop and a coroner who are best friends and probably doing it in between solving crimes.

things I vaguely remember from a blog post somewhere

[automaticdoor]

Rizzoli and Isles hang out, playing softball and things that are stereotypically lesbian in their off-hours. They have adorable bickering matches that make them sound as though they have been married for half a century. Also, they have stereotypical interdepartmental pissing matches. The internet wishes they would just come out already because their closet is as transparent as Saran Wrap.

~FIN~

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[clodia_risa]

Once upon a time there were two strong women characters (or maybe "strong" women characters, but probably the first) who had depth, and had conversations about things beyond guys, and were attractive in that Hollywood 30s-40s kinda way. But they weren't too threatening to the heteronormative part of the audience, and their relationship was aaaalmost as good as canon for everyone else.

And then the show was canceled. Because, as everyone knows, no one watches anything starring women.

Please don't hurt me.

Re: Rizzoli & Isles

[pocky_slash]

Oh good! I don't really watch much TV, and don't pay attention to the ratings, but it seems like the kind of thing that would happen.

Even though I don't watch it, I want it to succeed. Does that make me a hypocrite?

Re: Rizzoli & Isles

[anglepoiselamp]

Rizzoli & Isles: the show that sounded like a delicious mediterranian pasta salad. Not many people watched it, probably because they were waiting for a low-calorie option.

I'm not even sure which one is which

[lady_ganesh]

"Rizzoli," Isles said, "I need the cause of death."

Rizzoli rolled her eyes. "Her heart stopped beating."

Isles looked confused. There'd been far too much blood for anyone to think the woman had died of a simple heart attack. "You mean--"

"I think it was because of the big knife in her chest," Rizzoli continued, "but the rest will have to wait for my autopsy. Because that's what autopsies do, is confirm the official cause of death."

"You're no help at all."

Rizzoli smirked. "Good thing I'm hot."

Isles had to agree.

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[metonymy]

Dead bodies are apparently so horrific that they turn Boston into Los Angeles.