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Legend of the Seeker pocky_slash October 15 2010, 03:28:49 UTC
A young woodsman embarks on a mystical quest with an elderly wizard, a beautiful woman who mind-rapes people with her eyes, and a reformed dominatrix. Along the way they collect magical objects, rescue villagers, and try not to doom the world by having sex.

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All I know I learned from F_W troubleinchina October 15 2010, 04:07:02 UTC
"But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest."

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Re: All I know I learned from F_W flourish October 15 2010, 14:50:02 UTC
THANK YOU

I READ ALL THOSE DAMN BOOKS AND THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN REMEMBER ABOUT THEM

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Re: Legend of the Seeker pg-14 axolotl_lan October 15 2010, 04:42:45 UTC
(based on the attractive images and completed likely to be exaggerated descriptions of this show found on my f-list)

Kahlan took Cara's hand into her own sending her love and deepening their bond. Together they would spend the night and in morning they would join the men in taking out the corrupt king that did bad stuff like poke out people's eyes and dance in their blood and uhm, totally differently than when they did it bad stuff. Because when you are righteous you cannot be evil. Cara sat next to Kahlan and cleaned the blood off her dagger loosening her armor and smiling at the confessor who seemed like she had more to say, and desired to touch her more. She smiled at the other woman and lay a hand upon her cloth covered breast and a kiss upon her cheek. She said only the words "lay beside me tonight." Kahlan answered by lowering her nightdress and slipping into Cara's bedroll with a smile.

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Re: Legend of the Seeker sabinelagrande October 15 2010, 05:25:10 UTC
"Camelot!" Cara said.

"Camelot!" Kahlan said.

"It's only a model," Richard said.

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Re: Legend of the Seeker penny_lane_42 October 15 2010, 15:12:00 UTC
"I am pretty!" said Richard, raising his sword. "You are pretty, too!"

"Clearly we are meant to be!" said Kahlan, tossing her long hair over her shoulder and trying to untangle the huge sleeves of her white dress from where they were caught in the limbs of a nearby tree. New Zealand is gorgeous and all fantasy lands should be filmed there, because all fantasy lands are supposed to look vaguely European in nature. Unless they're animated. Then they can be Asian-influenced. Clearly Africa and South America don't have any stories worth telling. "Let's be adorable and in love!"

"I am pretty and a total badass," said Cara, striding up clad in maroon faux-leather, swinging her dildo weapons furiously. "Look at my outfit!"

"If you were on any other show, you would be male and people would ship you with me and bash Kahlan in a horribly misogynist way," said Richard. "But this show has the nicest fandom ever, so they'll ship all three of us in a big dogpile of happy, adorable love!"

And they did.

Until the show was abruptly

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Re: Legend of the Seeker angearia October 15 2010, 15:57:23 UTC
LOL!

"Look at my outfit!"

Hee! This made me think of Willow pretending to be vampire!Willow. "I'm a bloodsucking fiend. Look at my outfit!"

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Re: Legend of the Seeker penny_lane_42 October 15 2010, 16:01:35 UTC
That was totally an intentional reference, of course!

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Re: Legend of the Seeker redsilverchains October 15 2010, 16:16:39 UTC
GIRL DID YOU JUST WRITE THE PHRASE DILDO WEAPONS.

AHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Legend of the Seeker penny_lane_42 October 15 2010, 16:22:29 UTC
SOMEONE MENTIONED THEM ONCE AND I CAN NEVER NOT THINK OF THEM THAT WAY NOW.

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Re: Legend of the Seeker magisterequitum October 15 2010, 16:17:54 UTC
LOL.

I kept thinking that this couldn't get better, but it so did.

And that last line just makes me sad.

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Re: Legend of the Seeker penny_lane_42 October 15 2010, 16:24:06 UTC
So glad you liked it! And I know--I was so sad for everyone that it got cancelled.

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Re: Legend of the Seeker dollsome October 16 2010, 00:11:49 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA! This pretty much sums it all up. A+!

(Whyyyyy cancelled, WHYYYYY!)

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Re: Legend of the Seeker lilian_cho October 16 2010, 20:25:09 UTC
New Zealand is gorgeous and all fantasy lands should be filmed there, because all fantasy lands are supposed to look vaguely European in nature. Unless they're animated. Then they can be Asian-influenced.

LOLOLOLOLOL

(I've only watched half an episode)

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Re: Legend of the Seeker penny_lane_42 November 2 2010, 01:53:15 UTC
How could I possibly mind, when I'm so often overcome with fondness for you?

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