Christmas at the Stargate LoungetroubleinchinaOctober 15 2010, 03:25:22 UTC
Everything I know about Stargate I learned from my friend's Christmas Ornament.
Four of them sat around the table examining the alien artifact and reminiscing about their latest adventure through the wormhole Stargate.
"Colonel O'Neill, sir, that adventure was not very by the book," said Sam, whose boyfriends always die so she will never date anyone on the team.
"I'm a maverick! I used to be MacGuyver, damn it! I'll go against all the rules if I want to!" O'Neill looked across the table at Michael Shanks and realised that this was his opportunity to declare his love. But he didn't, because that wouldn't up the angst.
Michael Shanks looked at his hands and thought about how very very very very smart he was. "I just think that we should do whatever O'Neill says. Because I..." His very very smart voice trailed off, and he calculated all the ways of saying "I love him" that he knew, including in vector calculus.
"Indeed", said Teal'c.
"We kinda saved the world, you know." said someone, as a non sequitur.
Four of them sat around the table examining the alien artifact and reminiscing about their latest adventure through the wormhole Stargate.
"Colonel O'Neill, sir, that adventure was not very by the book," said Sam, whose boyfriends always die so she will never date anyone on the team.
"I'm a maverick! I used to be MacGuyver, damn it! I'll go against all the rules if I want to!" O'Neill looked across the table at Michael Shanks and realised that this was his opportunity to declare his love. But he didn't, because that wouldn't up the angst.
Michael Shanks looked at his hands and thought about how very very very very smart he was. "I just think that we should do whatever O'Neill says. Because I..." His very very smart voice trailed off, and he calculated all the ways of saying "I love him" that he knew, including in vector calculus.
"Indeed", said Teal'c.
"We kinda saved the world, you know." said someone, as a non sequitur.
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