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The Harry Potter Closet pocky_slash October 15 2010, 01:43:21 UTC
Five people physically live in a closet that belongs to two crazy girls. Some of them are also there metaphorically. Matt Bomer lives in the kitchen and isn't allowed to wear a shirt.

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Re: Wait, can I write this even though I've been in your apartment and seen the HPC and related comi mcwonthelottery October 15 2010, 01:58:32 UTC
WHAT DO YOU WANT? A PIE? $50? DINNER? A KISS?

I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU HAVE MY HEART.

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Re: Wait, can I write this even though I've been in your apartment and seen the HPC and related comi pocky_slash October 15 2010, 01:58:32 UTC
LKLKAJFIOWEAJFLK MARGARET WINS THE PRIZE.

I CAN'T EVEN.

A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++!

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Why Benedict Cumberbatch Is An Asshole In The HPC solsticezero October 15 2010, 03:46:12 UTC
Why Benedict Cumberbatch Is An Asshole In The Harry Potter Closet“You changed your hair ( ... )

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Re: Why Benedict Cumberbatch Is An Asshole In The HPC mcwonthelottery October 15 2010, 03:47:52 UTC
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA APRIL SMITH IS MY FAVORITE

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Re: Why Benedict Cumberbatch Is An Asshole In The HPC pocky_slash October 15 2010, 03:49:28 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MARK GATISS AHAHAHAHAHAAHA APRIL SMITH!

WIN. FOREVER. WIN. XD

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Re: Why Benedict Cumberbatch Is An Asshole In The HPC neurotictealeaf October 15 2010, 20:27:07 UTC
Somewhere in a Pennsylvania Panera, a chair topples over. She who had been the chair's occupant before it had fallen over for reasons connected to the hilarity of solsticezero curled into a ball on the floor, giggling and oblivious to the strange looks of the others enjoying reasonable coffee and quite frankly delightful bakery items. And also some quite nice sandwiches. And free wi-fi.

Anyway. Amidst the giggling, one could hear, faintly, high-pitched squeals that sounded vaguely like "Mark Gatiss! Range! Fez! BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! It's GENIUS!!"

TRUE STORY IS TRUE.

Almost.

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Re: Why Benedict Cumberbatch Is An Asshole In The HPC solsticezero October 15 2010, 21:06:33 UTC
Riding in a car in southern New Jersey, coming home from a frankly anemic booksale at a local library, where they didn't have one decent young adult novel in the Children's section, apart from one Animorphs book which she had been looking for for an embarrassingly long time and was obviously pleased to find given the alarming little noise she made upon spotting it, solsticezero noticed that she had a new email on her fandom account, and she opened it. She smiled, reading the narrative comment left by one neurotictealeaf detailing her reaction to an amusing commentfic solsticezero had written about her crazy friend's crazy inside joke. She was pleased that neurotictealeaf had enjoyed it.

Then she went inside and wrote her own narrative comment, because she liked to steal things from people.

TRUE STORY ACTUALLY IS TRUE.

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Re: Duck! pocky_slash October 15 2010, 14:48:53 UTC
YOU WIN ALL THE PRIZES TODAY. WHAT EVEN. OMFG.

April isn't related to Matt! EASTIN IS A CREEPY ASS STALKER! CUMBERBATCH IS THROWING SHIT AT BABIES!

But this is my favorite part:
The sound of sobbing interrupted their argument. It was not the baby. It was Jeff Eastin.

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Re: Duck! cold_feets October 15 2010, 14:50:21 UTC
THIS IS THE BEST. OH MY GOD. THE BEST. I LOVE YOU.

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Re: Duck! cold_feets October 15 2010, 15:40:17 UTC
I would read 432 fics about Benedict teaching that baby to duck. I can't wait for that comic.

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Re: In which the HPC residents discuss schedules mcwonthelottery October 15 2010, 19:23:28 UTC
AHAHHAH WHY IS SHE GRETCHEN WEINERS WHAT EVEN AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

OMG <3

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