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How I Met Your Mother

[pocky_slash]

A man tells his bored teenaged children stories about his sex life when he was younger. Evidently, there's nothing good on teevee in the future.

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[mcwonthelottery]

I dated a lot of awesome women, kids. None of whom were your mother. I bet you wish they were. Especially Sarah Chalke because she's amazing. Possibly she might actually still be your mother. We'll see how that goes when I finish this story. I know it's taken six years to tell it so far, and probably that was awkward for you to hear about every chick your dad banged. At least I'm sparing you the rather awkward transition I make into Bob Saget, but that's best for everyone.

Now let me tell you this crazy thing my friend Barney-Who-Always-Wears-A-Suit did this one time...

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[pocky_slash]

Ahahahahahah A+++!

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[insomniac_tales]

It's perfect. This should be the opening monologue for the final episode.

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[nancybrown]

This is every episode I ever saw of this show. :D

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[lizzledpink]

Bob... Saget....

THIS IS HOW EVERY EPISODE BEGINS. NO, REALLY <3 And Barney with the suit... I WAS ONE OF THOSE LAME PEOPLE WHO WORE A TIE ON NAT'L SUIT UP DAY! HAH!

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[guylinergirl]

omg dying XD

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[automaticdoor]

[things happen]

"[something witty that people will ask the fic writer if she has heard about incessantly]"

[more things happen]

"...But this lady to whom I have devoted an entire episode, children, was not your mother."

"Aw, dad, reeeeally? How many more of these do we have to sit through?!"

~FIN~

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[insomniac_tales]

Maybe another season's worth. I am also wondering how much further they can stretch the gimmick out. Before someone puts "dad" into therapy for serial dating.

Re: How I Met Your Mother

[automaticdoor]

I read this aloud to my mom. Turns out she's a big fan of the show; I had no idea. She was amused.

Neil Patrick Harris' Isle

[troubleinchina]

Okay, what I've figured out about this show is that Neil Patrick Harris is in it.

A-hem, sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island, but by NPH, so it's awesome.

Kids, lay right back and I'll sing a tale
A tale of my fateful life!
Which started with your lovely mom!
When I made her my wife!

My friends were some awesome dudes, you know
And ladies were friends too!
We all set out for ad-vent-ures
Looking for folks to woo...

But our lives started getting rough
Our romances were fraught!
If not for the courage of the brave girl Robin
Our romance would be lost! Our romance would be lost!

But lucky for us I met your mom
In this uncharted awesome life
With Barney!
And Robin Too!
Some other dude!
And some girl!
Captain Hammer
And Elmo too!
Here on How I Met your Mom!!!!!

... I swear, I'll never do it again.

Re: Neil Patrick Harris' Isle

[mcwonthelottery]

I am pretty sure I'm gonna be singing the last verse for a week. AMAZING.

Re: Neil Patrick Harris' Isle

[pocky_slash]

ahahahahahaha AWESOME! XD

Re: Neil Patrick Harris' Isle

[nancybrown]

*standing ovation* :D

Re: Neil Patrick Harris' Isle

[insomniac_tales]

I think we need to sacrifice some things, because this may have opened a door in the space-time-continuum of awesome and who even knows what might come through!

Re: Neil Patrick Harris' Isle

[alt_universe_me]

LOVE.