Re: RPS - CW actorspocky_slashOctober 15 2010, 04:42:58 UTC
"Hey bro," Jared said when he woke up twined around Jensen in the tiny trailer bed that they shared while they were filming, or maybe they are at an apartment? Either way it is artfully unkempt and a metaphor for how much they belong together.
"Hey bro," Jensen answered. They had some really hot morning sex that lasted for hours and was an affirmation of their glorious sparkly soul bond.
"But wait bro," Jensen said, thrusting savagely, "I think I have a girlfriend? Don't you?"
"I don't think so," Jared said. "Hey, did you see Chad Michael Murray fucking that yak?"
And then Jeffrey Dean Morgan showed up and everybody came.
Re: RPS - CW actorsnextianOctober 15 2010, 06:16:50 UTC
Jensen swallowed. He'd seen dudes like Jared before, long, tall drinks of water, but he'd never been so powerfully att--
"STOP," said a booming voice from the heavens. "I'm on orders from fandom_wank."
"What?" Jensen snapped. He'd been getting really into that monologue. He'd kind of been thinking of going a little gravelly towards the end, like the Dean voice, or like the Dean voice was described in all the fic he read about himself.
"There's a checklist," the voice said apologetically. "Before your fic can proceed, we have to make sure it won't cause the entire internet to implode."
Jared, from his position in the checkout line, mouthed, Seriously?
Whatever, Jensen mouthed back at him. This was probably Misha's idea, and the thing about Misha's ideas, when he wasn't tweeting them, was that it was essential not to show weakness in the face of them, or they'd get a lot worse
( ... )
Re: RPS - CW actorsmcwonthelotteryOctober 15 2010, 12:16:21 UTC
I was CRYING LAUGHING on the bus reading this this morning. OH MY GOD.
This was probably Misha's idea, and the thing about Misha's ideas, when he wasn't tweeting them, was that it was essential not to show weakness in the face of them, or they'd get a lot worse.
Re: RPS - CW actorsattempt_uniqueOctober 15 2010, 14:10:07 UTC
Oh my god. I love you so freaking much in this moment you have no idea. The checklist for disasters! Misha! Chad Michael Murphy for no apparent reason!
Re: RPS - CW actorsla_petite_singeOctober 15 2010, 18:42:42 UTC
WERNER HERZOG LMAO I'M DYING. Oh, shut it, Mish, you know you love the capslock. XDDD This is awesome. But what about that other guy? Christian Kane? I have no idea who he is, he's just in the song. Heh.
Re: RPS - CW actorsemerald_embersOctober 18 2010, 00:08:26 UTC
Jared and Jensen and everyone around them mysteriously forget they have wives and shag like rabbits. Misha Collins occasionally turns up for threesomes and texts his wife the details mid-coitus.
Everyone else has sex with Chris Kane despite the fact he looks like he's been caught halfway through the process of turning into a werewolf.
On a dull day, Adam Lambert turns up and makes everyone wear tight leather pants, and everything of value was gained.
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"Hey bro," Jensen answered. They had some really hot morning sex that lasted for hours and was an affirmation of their glorious sparkly soul bond.
"But wait bro," Jensen said, thrusting savagely, "I think I have a girlfriend? Don't you?"
"I don't think so," Jared said. "Hey, did you see Chad Michael Murray fucking that yak?"
And then Jeffrey Dean Morgan showed up and everybody came.
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"STOP," said a booming voice from the heavens. "I'm on orders from fandom_wank."
"What?" Jensen snapped. He'd been getting really into that monologue. He'd kind of been thinking of going a little gravelly towards the end, like the Dean voice, or like the Dean voice was described in all the fic he read about himself.
"There's a checklist," the voice said apologetically. "Before your fic can proceed, we have to make sure it won't cause the entire internet to implode."
Jared, from his position in the checkout line, mouthed, Seriously?
Whatever, Jensen mouthed back at him. This was probably Misha's idea, and the thing about Misha's ideas, when he wasn't tweeting them, was that it was essential not to show weakness in the face of them, or they'd get a lot worse ( ... )
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This was probably Misha's idea, and the thing about Misha's ideas, when he wasn't tweeting them, was that it was essential not to show weakness in the face of them, or they'd get a lot worse.
THIS.
Oh, I love you. Let's get married.
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Everyone else has sex with Chris Kane despite the fact he looks like he's been caught halfway through the process of turning into a werewolf.
On a dull day, Adam Lambert turns up and makes everyone wear tight leather pants, and everything of value was gained.
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