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Vampire Diaries pocky_slash October 14 2010, 23:07:01 UTC
Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side troubleinchina October 15 2010, 00:24:59 UTC
I know nothing about this show. I'm not even sure if I'm thinking of the right show. Oops?

Dear Diary:

Today was a red-letter day for me. I met a really great guy, and we got along fabulously. I really enjoy spending time with him! I hope he doesn't turn out to be evil.

Love & Luck,
Someone named Sookie.

Dear Diary:

Today was a bit strange. There was a guy... and I think he turned into a werecollie! Like, for reals! I was really surprised at this, but at the same time intrigued. I hope we can spend more time together, because collies are cute, and I like guys.

Love & Luck,
Someone named Sookie

Dear Diary:

Have I mentioned that I eat pie? A lot? I like pie. I think pie is a metaphor. Or am I getting confused again?

Love & Luck,
Someone named Sookie

Dear Diary:

Today I realised that I was trapped in a Laurel K Hamilton novel! Please save me!

Love & Luck,
Someone named Sookie

Dear Diary:

And then we had sex. The end!

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 00:34:40 UTC
The best part is that it's completely the wrong fandom and its still hysterical.

You win the internets.

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side automaticdoor October 15 2010, 02:22:06 UTC
I LOVE YOU. That is so perfect. Even though it is the wrong fandom. OMG.

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side troubleinchina October 15 2010, 02:23:43 UTC
But where's the werecollie then? Is the werecollie in love with Sookie? Does Sookie keep a diary? I don't know! Woe. :(

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side automaticdoor October 15 2010, 02:24:50 UTC
...I HAVE NO IDEA. Woe.

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side troubleinchina October 15 2010, 02:27:43 UTC
WHERE IS THE WERECOLLIE FROM? Did I dream up the werecollie? I'm so giving Emmy a talking to if there is no werecollie on t.v.

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side cuorefreddo October 15 2010, 09:42:32 UTC
I suppose your werecollie comes from True Blood too: Sookie's boss (a bartender) is a shape-shifter, and he often chooses to be a dog.
..or well, that's what I vaguely remember.

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Re: Diary of a Vampire-Loving Girl with a WereCollie on the Side ladyofthelog October 15 2010, 02:45:04 UTC
This is the best unintentional mashup of all time.

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A faithful rendition, no doubt such_heights October 15 2010, 00:26:36 UTC
"Elena," Stefan sincerely, "I love you."

"I love you too, Stefan," Elena agreed, even though she still felt a little weirded out by this whole immortal vampire in a high school notion. Still, at least he didn't break into her house to watch her sleep at night.

Damon rolled her eyes. "You know, that would be sweet if it weren't for the fact she's the spitting image of a dead chick he used to bang."

Bonnie refrained from punching him in the face long enough to agree. "Though it's also pretty messed up that you both used to date the same woman. A little too much overshare, don't you think?"

Then she punched him in the face.

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Re: A faithful rendition, no doubt pocky_slash October 15 2010, 00:44:26 UTC
I have never seen this show, but I have peddled the books. There are lots of them. There's a threesome with some vampires and a girl? Also, I am SO IN FAVOR of face-punching. A+++!

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Re: A faithful rendition, no doubt wiccanslyr October 18 2010, 01:32:13 UTC
This Is perfect! Exactly like the show/books! =D

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Vampire Diaries... up until the channel was changed pocky_slash October 16 2010, 14:00:05 UTC
A gorgeous but angsting high school age male model is visited at night by a gorgeous teenage model-turned vampire.

"You gotta turn me into a vampire," the guy wheedles, "Being a gorgeous male model and a high school student is so lame. I'm sure being dead is much cooler!"

The fashionably beautiful teenage vampiress looks down on the high school guy with a smirk worthy of literary vampires with actual gravitas. "Sorry, no."

Then the beautiful teenage model vampire chick meets with her mom (a beautiful older model/vampire) at a restaurant and they sit down and eat food. There's infighting or gang fighting between some other models/vampires or something. A guy who might've been blond, dies, possibly.

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Re: Vampire Diaries daegaer October 16 2010, 14:14:49 UTC
They were young, hot, and undead. And addicted to Wordpress.

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I Watched the First Episode Then Sobbed for My Tweenhood sadlikeknives October 17 2010, 01:53:39 UTC
Dear Diary,

Remember when I was blonde and lived in a town that didn't have 'Mystic' in the name, Virginia didn't look exactly like British Columbia, and the Salvatore brothers were actual Renaissance Italians, not rednecks? Isn't adaptation decay fun?

Also: crows mist how can you not tell these are vampires mist mist mist who the hell writes in their diary in a graveyard mist crows.

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I only know this show from split-second glimpses pre-Supernatural emerald_embers October 18 2010, 00:02:31 UTC
Despite the best efforts of crossover fans from Supernatural the brothers in this show are still not having sex.

Also Boone who was super evil and hot at the beginning of the show is actually secretly good at heart. Or was before being turned into a vampire, or something. Idk, he's still super hot.

The other brother looks like a boot but I'd still read that fanfic, damnit.

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