only saw one episode because I could not handle itoneechan19October 15 2010, 15:29:28 UTC
"I'm suffering from segregation!" says the guy who may be a vampire.
"I'm suffering from discrimination!" says the guy who may not be a vampire.
"I'm covered in blood and missing teeth because I've just been beaten to a pulp, and apparently people find this entertaining, since I think we're on season three!" says Rogue.
"And I guess the rest of us don't matter," says the hot chick who works at the dinner who may or may not be dead at this point, I have no idea.
And then the vampires of True Blood team up with the vampires of Twilight and all the other million vampires in literature and on screen and take over the world.
A Dreadful Dilemma (lmao i have no idea)la_petite_singeOctober 15 2010, 16:57:57 UTC
I've seen...two episodes, I think?
Sookie the waitress had a problem. Aside from being made to wear the most ludicrous waitress outfit ever--a skintight white t-shirt that would undoubtedly only become dirty or see-through within ten minutes in any rational bar--she had two hot vampire dudes who both wanted to hit it. "Oh, Beel, Eric, Ah don't know what tah do!"
"Sookeh, yuh should be with MEH," said the formerly-hot guy from Quills. "Ah saved yer lahf, a few times, Ah think! And Ah am weirdly controllin'!"
"Nah, yuh should be with MEH," said the ridiculously hot and tall drink of Swedish water, "'cuz Ah'm a Viking or somethin', which is kahnda lahk a pahrate, and we have Belligerent Sexual Tension. And also, Ah sleep with dudes."
Sookie was utterly perplexed, and for some unfathomable reason, apparently NEVER THOUGHT OF A THREESOME, even though she lived in a Bayou of Iniquity. She twirled her ponytail in distress and read some minds
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"Oh, Beel! Ah love havin' the sex with yew both awn this show and in reel lahf!"
"Oh, Sookeh!"
They both theatrically orgasm, covered in blood, like that one magazine cover.
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The end.
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"I'm suffering from discrimination!" says the guy who may not be a vampire.
"I'm covered in blood and missing teeth because I've just been beaten to a pulp, and apparently people find this entertaining, since I think we're on season three!" says Rogue.
"And I guess the rest of us don't matter," says the hot chick who works at the dinner who may or may not be dead at this point, I have no idea.
And then the vampires of True Blood team up with the vampires of Twilight and all the other million vampires in literature and on screen and take over the world.
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Sookie the waitress had a problem. Aside from being made to wear the most ludicrous waitress outfit ever--a skintight white t-shirt that would undoubtedly only become dirty or see-through within ten minutes in any rational bar--she had two hot vampire dudes who both wanted to hit it. "Oh, Beel, Eric, Ah don't know what tah do!"
"Sookeh, yuh should be with MEH," said the formerly-hot guy from Quills. "Ah saved yer lahf, a few times, Ah think! And Ah am weirdly controllin'!"
"Nah, yuh should be with MEH," said the ridiculously hot and tall drink of Swedish water, "'cuz Ah'm a Viking or somethin', which is kahnda lahk a pahrate, and we have Belligerent Sexual Tension. And also, Ah sleep with dudes."
Sookie was utterly perplexed, and for some unfathomable reason, apparently NEVER THOUGHT OF A THREESOME, even though she lived in a Bayou of Iniquity. She twirled her ponytail in distress and read some minds ( ... )
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Bayou of Iniquity
Complete genius.
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