Re: Star WarsscrollgirlOctober 15 2010, 06:32:38 UTC
"We have a future together, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship," said the bald-headed 21-year-old whose name rhymed with 'sex'.
"I'm a sheltered 15-year-old with raging hormones and a fetish for primary colours, completely vulnerable to the machinations of playboy billionaires. We should totally be BFFs!" the farmboy/alien-from-another-planet exclaimed. "I'm sure my dad will be very supportive!"
"But Clark, I thought I was supposed to be your destiny!" Lana whined.
Re: Star Warscold_feetsOctober 15 2010, 14:12:31 UTC
"Oh, Luke. Oh, Han Solo. I am attracted to you both! I love you!" said Leia in her metal bikini slave costume because that's the only Leia anyone ever seems to care about. And how did some creature that looks like a giant slug manage to enslave Leia? He seems pretty easy to outrun. I'm confused.
"I know," said Han Solo, which apparently wasn't the line he was supposed to say.
"I think we're actually related, so you should probably not be so interested in my penis," said Luke. Just a thought."
"I get to fly the Millenium Falcon!" yelled Lando Calrissian from the pilot chair of the Millenium Falcon, where this is possibly all taking place. I don't know. I'm not even sure what side he's on. He seems like a good guy though, and I think all the baddies wear stormtrooper suits anyway, right? "cold_feets only knows this because of Kevin Smith movies, though! That should tell you something about fandom. Why would anyone talk about the black guy
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"As you wish."
And so it came to pass that Buttercup...
...oh crap, wrong movie...
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"I'm a sheltered 15-year-old with raging hormones and a fetish for primary colours, completely vulnerable to the machinations of playboy billionaires. We should totally be BFFs!" the farmboy/alien-from-another-planet exclaimed. "I'm sure my dad will be very supportive!"
"But Clark, I thought I was supposed to be your destiny!" Lana whined.
"Bitch, please," said Lois.
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"I know," said Han Solo, which apparently wasn't the line he was supposed to say.
"I think we're actually related, so you should probably not be so interested in my penis," said Luke. Just a thought."
"I get to fly the Millenium Falcon!" yelled Lando Calrissian from the pilot chair of the Millenium Falcon, where this is possibly all taking place. I don't know. I'm not even sure what side he's on. He seems like a good guy though, and I think all the baddies wear stormtrooper suits anyway, right? "cold_feets only knows this because of Kevin Smith movies, though! That should tell you something about fandom. Why would anyone talk about the black guy ( ... )
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~ c.
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*hands you your shiny new Internet*
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