You forgot that they are ~*young*~ and ~*sexy*~, which makes them cooler than SGA and SG1. Because Ronon isn't ~*young*~ and ~*sexy*~ enough for them. Or something.
Re: Stargate UniverseladysorkaOctober 15 2010, 09:09:07 UTC
"Oh no!" Some dark, gritty geeky dude named Rush said. "We seem to be stuck on a spaceship, don't know where we are, and can't get home, even though we have a Stargate that creates wormholes through space! Luckily we remembered to bring a hot, young lesbian and a hot, young woman in a wheelchair, so we should be fine. Especially since there aren't any aliens here. Let's angst. I hate you all."
"Give me some fucking coffee," said Captain Janeway.
Flying balls are no match for muscles, okayjones6October 16 2010, 07:34:13 UTC
"I am the only interesting character on this ship," said that cool nerdy math dude. "And yet I don't get anything to do."
"I'm interesting," said attractive soldier guy who ends up macking on the rich guy's daughter. "Well, I'm attractive, at least, and that's just as good. Possibly better."
"But I'm smart and funny and I found these flying balls this one time!" math guy said, pouting.
"Floating balls are pretty cool, but the writers never found a real use for them because they're apparently stupid," said the soldier. "And also I can do this."
He ripped open his shirt to expose his GLORIOUS ABS. Fangirls swooned and forgot how crummy the series was for about an episode and a half.
Then they remembered how awesome SG-1 was, and no amount of abs could make up for it.
And the ship trundled on through space and nobody cared where it went.
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"--exactly like--?" Lee interrupted.
"I don't know," Baltar admitted, and tossed another pair of chips into the pot, "but I rather like the look of that one--"
"--who's exactly like--" Six purred in his ear.
Helo burst into the room, and headed straight for the open bar, growling something mostly incomprehensible about "damned dolls."
"Exactly," Starbuck said, and laid down a royal flush. "Pay up, gents."
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"Fortunately this is a show with canonical bodyswapping, so you can hop out of your disabled body all the time."
"Sweet. Maybe we should check with our Official Science Fiction Consultant Guy to see if that's a good idea."
--cut to a giant house somewhere in the midwest filled with bacon-taped cats--
"I am John Scalzi and I approve this message.
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"Give me some fucking coffee," said Captain Janeway.
"Danger, Will Robinson!" said The Robot.
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"I'm interesting," said attractive soldier guy who ends up macking on the rich guy's daughter. "Well, I'm attractive, at least, and that's just as good. Possibly better."
"But I'm smart and funny and I found these flying balls this one time!" math guy said, pouting.
"Floating balls are pretty cool, but the writers never found a real use for them because they're apparently stupid," said the soldier. "And also I can do this."
He ripped open his shirt to expose his GLORIOUS ABS. Fangirls swooned and forgot how crummy the series was for about an episode and a half.
Then they remembered how awesome SG-1 was, and no amount of abs could make up for it.
And the ship trundled on through space and nobody cared where it went.
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