Re: Stargate AtlantisbobthemoleOctober 15 2010, 02:56:48 UTC
"I found this Ancient artifact in my recent forays into the less-explored levels of Atlantis," said John Sheppard, focusing so intently on the device in his hands that he didn't notice Rodney McKay eying him appreciatively.
"Mmmmm...", said Rodney (about two things at once). "It's long and narrow and pointed at one end."
Sheppard added, "There's also an interesting corkscrew twist to it that I haven't seen in other artifacts like it." He handed it (the artifact) over to McKay. "Maybe you can decipher the inscription"
Rodney divided another appreciative glance between the object and Sheppard's retreating back. Then he entered the inscription into the translation software.
After a few hours, during which the inscription was analyzed phonemically, grammatically, ecumenically...the following translation appeared:
Christmas at the Stargate LoungetroubleinchinaOctober 15 2010, 03:25:22 UTC
Everything I know about Stargate I learned from my friend's Christmas Ornament.
Four of them sat around the table examining the alien artifact and reminiscing about their latest adventure through the wormhole Stargate.
"Colonel O'Neill, sir, that adventure was not very by the book," said Sam, whose boyfriends always die so she will never date anyone on the team.
"I'm a maverick! I used to be MacGuyver, damn it! I'll go against all the rules if I want to!" O'Neill looked across the table at Michael Shanks and realised that this was his opportunity to declare his love. But he didn't, because that wouldn't up the angst.
Michael Shanks looked at his hands and thought about how very very very very smart he was. "I just think that we should do whatever O'Neill says. Because I..." His very very smart voice trailed off, and he calculated all the ways of saying "I love him" that he knew, including in vector calculus.
"Indeed", said Teal'c.
"We kinda saved the world, you know." said someone, as a non sequitur.
Reply
"Mmmmm...", said Rodney (about two things at once). "It's long and narrow and pointed at one end."
Sheppard added, "There's also an interesting corkscrew twist to it that I haven't seen in other artifacts like it." He handed it (the artifact) over to McKay. "Maybe you can decipher the inscription"
Rodney divided another appreciative glance between the object and Sheppard's retreating back. Then he entered the inscription into the translation software.
After a few hours, during which the inscription was analyzed phonemically, grammatically, ecumenically...the following translation appeared:
"MISTER POINTY".
(You did say space vampires, right?)
Reply
I keep reading these fics and thinking there's no way I can keep up this level of laughter, but yeah. The tagline is perfection.
Reply
I WANT A LIKE BUTTON FOR THIS LINE
Reply
Reply
My entire knowledge of SGA comes from wiki and a few fics (including the one in which two girl scout cookies have sex with a marshmallow dildo).
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Four of them sat around the table examining the alien artifact and reminiscing about their latest adventure through the wormhole Stargate.
"Colonel O'Neill, sir, that adventure was not very by the book," said Sam, whose boyfriends always die so she will never date anyone on the team.
"I'm a maverick! I used to be MacGuyver, damn it! I'll go against all the rules if I want to!" O'Neill looked across the table at Michael Shanks and realised that this was his opportunity to declare his love. But he didn't, because that wouldn't up the angst.
Michael Shanks looked at his hands and thought about how very very very very smart he was. "I just think that we should do whatever O'Neill says. Because I..." His very very smart voice trailed off, and he calculated all the ways of saying "I love him" that he knew, including in vector calculus.
"Indeed", said Teal'c.
"We kinda saved the world, you know." said someone, as a non sequitur.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment