A superhero posed dramatically against a moonlit sky. "I have a terrible confession," said the superhero to the person most attractive. "I-- I'm an orphan."
"Oh," said the recipient of this particular bombshell. "I.. see. Well, this explains why you are the way you are. Broody. Bent on revenge. A little... unhinged with your strange obsession with a particular ... wait, is this DC-verse or Marvel."
"Marvel," reminded the superhero. "That means I have strange mutant powers and any movie I'm in must include at least the really really awesome arms of that hot guy who played Wolverine." The superhero took a moment to reflect on that, as did the author.
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Actually, the author's gonna take a few moments. BRB.
The ones they haven't made good movies of yetbeer_good_foamyOctober 15 2010, 19:41:57 UTC
"Excellent," said Doctor Doom, putting his fingers together Monty Burns-style. "All the heroes are too busy dealing with mundane day-to-day stuff and debating politics to notice my doomsday device. Just one more detail and my evil plan will be finished. Deadpool, hand me that... Deadpool?"
But Deadpool didn't hear him; he was over in a corner, breaking down the fourth wall with an unusually witty-looking sledgehammer. Just because. As the wall fell on Doctor Doom's namesakeday device, all the villains ran from the crumbling building and stood there glaring at each other.
Re: Marvel Comicsmatthias_waveNovember 3 2010, 07:24:02 UTC
... What, Torch and Spidey don't do that all the time anyway? *acquired this from a random Spider-man comic published in the back of Muse magazine over the course of several issues some years ago*
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"Oh," said the recipient of this particular bombshell. "I.. see. Well, this explains why you are the way you are. Broody. Bent on revenge. A little... unhinged with your strange obsession with a particular ... wait, is this DC-verse or Marvel."
"Marvel," reminded the superhero. "That means I have strange mutant powers and any movie I'm in must include at least the really really awesome arms of that hot guy who played Wolverine." The superhero took a moment to reflect on that, as did the author.
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Actually, the author's gonna take a few moments. BRB.
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ahahahahahahaha SO TRUE XD
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But Deadpool didn't hear him; he was over in a corner, breaking down the fourth wall with an unusually witty-looking sledgehammer. Just because. As the wall fell on Doctor Doom's namesakeday device, all the villains ran from the crumbling building and stood there glaring at each other.
Then Squirrel Girl beat everyone up.
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The only thing this needs is Doctor Doom using bold overmuch. And making demands. And calling people fool.
Beyond that - perfection!
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I think my favorite part is that you've somehow internalized Warren/Bobby, which is a fairly idiosyncratic and random leaning on my part.
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