Don Draper, effortlessly cool, stalks his prey through the offices of Sterling Cooper: a new secretary, nervous and nubile in her pearls and pumps. His trajectory does not go unnoticed.
"Hm," smirks Joan LastnamethatbeginswithanH. She bends over to pick up a pencil. Two different ad executives smack their heads against door jambs. Another one faints.
Pete Campbell also notices Don on the scent, and gives him a taste of his epic bitchface. "God, my ennui," he thinks to himself. "How totally boring being married to Annie from Community."
"New here?" Draper murmurs to the new office girl. He gives her a friendly pat on the behind to make her feel at home. She smiles, reassured. He's just planting the seeds. All the fun... is in the chase.
Don Draper returns home to find that his wife Betty has chained all of their children to the radiator. They have sex, furiously.
Re: Mad Mennicole_anellOctober 16 2010, 03:35:17 UTC
Pete Campbell also notices Don on the scent, and gives him a taste of his epic bitchface. "God, my ennui," he thinks to himself. "How totally boring being married to Annie from Community." I LOL'd. And then Betty with her kids chained to the radiator. *dies*
EVERYONE DRINKSautomaticdoorOctober 15 2010, 02:55:20 UTC
Don Draper, attired in his usual grey flannel suit, drank his fourth martini of the day, in a drinking competition of sorts with Betty, though she was drinking her martinis at home as she sexily scrubbed the floors in an apron or something. Don's screwing partner of the week also drank as she bent over his desk sexily.
The office ladies, like Peggy and such, also drank secretly. They had to in order to bear working for this ad agency which was so horrifically sexist. Peggy, who was wearing her usual sexy sixties clothing, because all the ladies on this show are sexy in order to bear out the sexist themes with which the show beats one over the head, wished so much to be a real ad executive. She wanted it so much! But it wasn't possible. Maybe if she slept with Don again.
Sally, yet another lady-person on this show with a five-letter-name-ending-in-y, is terribly fucked up, because of her parents' neglect and also the sexism. She doesn't drink. Yet.
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"Hm," smirks Joan LastnamethatbeginswithanH. She bends over to pick up a pencil. Two different ad executives smack their heads against door jambs. Another one faints.
Pete Campbell also notices Don on the scent, and gives him a taste of his epic bitchface. "God, my ennui," he thinks to himself. "How totally boring being married to Annie from Community."
"New here?" Draper murmurs to the new office girl. He gives her a friendly pat on the behind to make her feel at home. She smiles, reassured. He's just planting the seeds. All the fun... is in the chase.
Don Draper returns home to find that his wife Betty has chained all of their children to the radiator. They have sex, furiously.
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*DIES LAUGHING*
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I LOL'd. And then Betty with her kids chained to the radiator. *dies*
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The office ladies, like Peggy and such, also drank secretly. They had to in order to bear working for this ad agency which was so horrifically sexist. Peggy, who was wearing her usual sexy sixties clothing, because all the ladies on this show are sexy in order to bear out the sexist themes with which the show beats one over the head, wished so much to be a real ad executive. She wanted it so much! But it wasn't possible. Maybe if she slept with Don again.
Sally, yet another lady-person on this show with a five-letter-name-ending-in-y, is terribly fucked up, because of her parents' neglect and also the sexism. She doesn't drink. Yet.
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