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HIghlander pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:55:18 UTC
The enduring battles between people who emanate lightning after getting their heads cut off. In the end, there can be only one, except that more appear every year.

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Re: HIghlander darkest_light October 15 2010, 01:14:23 UTC
Queen plays in the background as Methos rubs his hand lingeringly up and down his sword. "I am so evil," he ponders. "And yet, maybe I could be good. It's not like the cool old days when I was involved in something related to the horsemen of the apocalypse."

Duncan whips out his sword and puts it to Methos's throat. "There can be only one, Methos, and yet... I think I'll just rub the edge of my blade provocatively along your neck, rather than cutting your head off."

Suddenly, Duncan finds himself in the middle of a flashback. Lots of people in period costume are bleeding and dying, the way people were known to do in the past. Something here must be a clue to what is going on in the present.

With a flash, Duncan is in the present again, but something has changed. Methos is now licking his sword. He looks up.

"Do you want to go find some other immortals we can kill?" Methos asks. "Maybe we can buddy up and share the Quickening."

"That sounds like an excellent idea." Duncan says. They stride off to the sound of more Queen.

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Re: HIghlander pocky_slash October 15 2010, 01:28:24 UTC
Ahahahaha AMAZING. The flashback is my favorite part because, omg, yes, every fucking episode what even!

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Re: HIghlander insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 01:45:22 UTC
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up.

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Re: HIghlander ladyofthelog October 15 2010, 02:21:39 UTC
CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

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Re: HIghlander nancybrown October 15 2010, 02:35:49 UTC
The sword-licking is what makes this awesome. Also Queen.

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Re: HIghlander nextian October 15 2010, 04:02:44 UTC
Have I mentioned that you are possibly my favorite person of all time?

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Re: HIghlander thedeadparrot October 16 2010, 03:21:37 UTC
"Hello," Methos said. "I am Immortal and morally ambiguous, and also apparently fangirl woobie bait." Such things apparently happen when you are played by Peter Wingfield.

"Hi," said Duncan. "I am also Immortal, but not as much fangirl woobie bait. Since I am the main character of the show, I guess we are to be slashed together. It is possible that we have known each other for some time and so have angsty tragic backstory that assists with the slashiness. I also have a ponytail."

And then they had sex. There may have been swords involved.

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Re: HIghlander be_themoon October 17 2010, 14:05:23 UTC
Such things apparently happen when you are played by Peter Wingfield.

YES. YES, THEY DO.

this is FANTASTIC.

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Very High(lander) lizzledpink October 16 2010, 03:28:05 UTC
Warning for spoilers... Which were spoiled to me... At least, I think they're spoilers.

"Okay, guys?" Duncan said. "Connor's back. I don't know how, and this is kind of a Big Deal."

Adam almost said something snarky with a reference to the pop culture of 1845. Then he remembered that other people didn't know he was secretly Methos, as old as written history and perhaps older, a powerful Immortal.

Meanwhile, Joe figuratively fell out of his chair.

the end

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Re: Very High(lander) tigriswolf July 14 2011, 04:07:14 UTC
Yes, this is AWESOME! I laughed aloud!

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Re: With bonus :The Raven ariastar October 16 2010, 19:49:38 UTC
This is my new canon.

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