Vegas: An entomologist, a former stripper, a gambling addict, and a group of nerds and geeks perform obscure activities in a lab to musical accompaniment. They Fight Crime...somehow.
Miami: Suave supercop visits crime scenes, makes wisecracks about innocent victims and plays with his sunglasses in a series of 5-minute shorts.
New York: A former Marine and 9/11 widower, a wisecracking cop, a Greek-American with a stalker problem and some other geeks and nerds solve crimes in New York City...somehow.
Re: CSI (all)cold_feetsOctober 15 2010, 13:31:24 UTC
"Hey," Gary Sinise said. "Is this really necessary? We're just doing the same exact shit as the Vegas guys, but with different aerial shots to establish location."
That Guy With The Sunglasses Who Stands With His Hands On His Hips Always And I Just Remembered His Name Is Horatio But Now I'm Committed To This Joke So I Can't Go Back Oh Well said, "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so completely and totally boring compared to everyone in Vegas. Therefore this is a different show entirely." He pulled his sunglasses off in preparation of a witty one liner.
"Still. How many shows can there possibly be about using expensive forensics equipment to solve crime? Equipment that no actual forensic lab could ever afford?"
"At least seven would be my guess," said Sunglasses, still holding his sunglasses in anticipation.
"It works for Law & Order, I guess."
Sunglasses sighed and adjusted his hands on his hips. "Gary, why aren't you setting me up for a bad pun?"
Miami: Suave supercop visits crime scenes, makes wisecracks about innocent victims and plays with his sunglasses in a series of 5-minute shorts.
New York: A former Marine and 9/11 widower, a wisecracking cop, a Greek-American with a stalker problem and some other geeks and nerds solve crimes in New York City...somehow.
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"He must have had a," he whipped his sunglasses off, "memetic virus."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," said a neighboring palm tree.
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BRB LOLING FOREVER.
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"On Avenue B," answered some other character.
"That address doesn't make any goddamn sense to me," gritted Gary Sinese, throatily. "Give me something else."
"Sorry, I forgot the show is actually filmed in LA for some reason."
"Put a dark blue filter on the camera and it all looks like New York City," said Gary Sinise, world-wearily.
"... or that shitty vampires versus werewolves movie series that isn't Twilight."
"YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS," interjected vampire Bill Nighy.
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That Guy With The Sunglasses Who Stands With His Hands On His Hips Always And I Just Remembered His Name Is Horatio But Now I'm Committed To This Joke So I Can't Go Back Oh Well said, "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so completely and totally boring compared to everyone in Vegas. Therefore this is a different show entirely." He pulled his sunglasses off in preparation of a witty one liner.
"Still. How many shows can there possibly be about using expensive forensics equipment to solve crime? Equipment that no actual forensic lab could ever afford?"
"At least seven would be my guess," said Sunglasses, still holding his sunglasses in anticipation.
"It works for Law & Order, I guess."
Sunglasses sighed and adjusted his hands on his hips. "Gary, why aren't you setting me up for a bad pun?"
"Because no one actually likes you," Gary said.
The end.
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