Criminal Mindspocky_slashOctober 14 2010, 22:46:32 UTC
A group of FBI agents, including a socially awkward young genius with a schizophrenic mother, a really serious guy with family issues, and a former cop who likes to kick down doors, fly to different parts of the country in order to pretend that they are crazy people.
Re: All I know about CriMindscold_feetsOctober 15 2010, 13:37:50 UTC
BEST EVER.
I have been WAITING for someone to do CM.
CHAMPAGNE FOR YOU!
Also, I love that you actually refer to Nathan as Nathan when everyone else I know who ACTUALLY WATCHES THE SHOW only refers to him as Charlie Bartlett. XD
I don't know anyone except Spencer ReidjokingOctober 15 2010, 19:52:33 UTC
"Did you know," said Spencer, "that in 52% of my spoken lines, I cite a random statistic?"
"Yes," groaned the rest of the team, "we know. Can we focus on the unsub now?" None of them could adequately explain why they called them "unsubs" instead of "suspects."
"Fine. But first I'm going to stop for three minutes to reread the Great Gatsby, because I can read 20,000 words per minute, even though that shouldn't be physically possible given the limitations of the human retina."
"As long as you're adorably socially awkward while doing it," said the rest of the team.
Re: Criminal MindsmetonymyOctober 16 2010, 21:21:02 UTC
"Hey, sugar lips, can you hack into Myspace and tell us what the unsub does with his victims?" said Morgan over the phone, sexily.
"Puppet shows. You do not want me to elaborate on that, honeybun," said Garcia into her headset, adding another sparkly clip to her ponytails.
"Are we talking puppets like Muppets or puppets like marionettes, which originated in the sixteenth century in Hungary as a method of terrifying children into obedience?" asked Reid. He looked like he hadn't showered in weeks.
"I HATE YOU ALL. WHERE'S MY FLASK? MY WIFE IS DEAD," said Thomas Gibson angrily.
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I have been WAITING for someone to do CM.
CHAMPAGNE FOR YOU!
Also, I love that you actually refer to Nathan as Nathan when everyone else I know who ACTUALLY WATCHES THE SHOW only refers to him as Charlie Bartlett. XD
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I love that you call him "Nathan" when I sometimes forget that's actually his name XD
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"Yes," groaned the rest of the team, "we know. Can we focus on the unsub now?" None of them could adequately explain why they called them "unsubs" instead of "suspects."
"Fine. But first I'm going to stop for three minutes to reread the Great Gatsby, because I can read 20,000 words per minute, even though that shouldn't be physically possible given the limitations of the human retina."
"As long as you're adorably socially awkward while doing it," said the rest of the team.
"Fine by me."
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"Did Mandy Patinkin used to lead us?" asked that other guy. He and Reid turned to look meaningfully at the author.
What, guys, I don't know. Don't ask me.
THE END
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"Puppet shows. You do not want me to elaborate on that, honeybun," said Garcia into her headset, adding another sparkly clip to her ponytails.
"Are we talking puppets like Muppets or puppets like marionettes, which originated in the sixteenth century in Hungary as a method of terrifying children into obedience?" asked Reid. He looked like he hadn't showered in weeks.
"I HATE YOU ALL. WHERE'S MY FLASK? MY WIFE IS DEAD," said Thomas Gibson angrily.
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