.Buffy the Vampire Slayerpocky_slashOctober 14 2010, 22:45:54 UTC
A cheerleader, a nerd, a slacker and the school librarian fight the horrors of American High School while their lives turn into a soap opera. Beloved people die with depressing regularity.
What am I doing?fiwen1010October 15 2010, 07:25:48 UTC
Slacker caught the ball on the rebound and threw it again. "Hey, Cheerleader."
"What?" she asked, punctuating it with a pop of her gum rather than a question mark.
"You got a boyfriend yet?"
"A... no, I've not got a boyfriend this week," she turned her attention back to her nails.
"You'd better have a girlfriend then, cos it's Tuesday tomorrow," he pointed at the calendar, on which all the Tuesdays were marked in red. "And it's either a girlfriend or your mom."
The librarian's head snapped up and he coughed pointedly. "Why don't you get a girlfriend, rather than having Cheerleader be the one to lose someone every week?"
"Who'd date me?" Slacker asked angstily. "I'm cool, but none of the girls will come anywhere near me. And it's not like you or Nerd is going to pull any time soon."
"It'll have to be Token Lesbian, then," Cheerleader sighed. "We need a Jock to spread the load."
The next day, everyone found out about Slacker's secret boyfriend. Because he died.
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"What?" she asked, punctuating it with a pop of her gum rather than a question mark.
"You got a boyfriend yet?"
"A... no, I've not got a boyfriend this week," she turned her attention back to her nails.
"You'd better have a girlfriend then, cos it's Tuesday tomorrow," he pointed at the calendar, on which all the Tuesdays were marked in red. "And it's either a girlfriend or your mom."
The librarian's head snapped up and he coughed pointedly. "Why don't you get a girlfriend, rather than having Cheerleader be the one to lose someone every week?"
"Who'd date me?" Slacker asked angstily. "I'm cool, but none of the girls will come anywhere near me. And it's not like you or Nerd is going to pull any time soon."
"It'll have to be Token Lesbian, then," Cheerleader sighed. "We need a Jock to spread the load."
The next day, everyone found out about Slacker's secret boyfriend. Because he died.
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(Which is to say: Agreed!")
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Did I mention how much I love you?
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