[Drabble] Alternate, maybe not reality
Alternate, maybe not reality.
Kisumai - Miyata (TamaMiya)
856 words, PG, Canon-swap
Kitayama says get a new hobby. Miyata starts writing Kisumai fanfic.(Universe is canon except Kisumai are girls.)
[Notes]Another from Daybreaker. This is like, the most ridiculous thing I've written in ages. Jenni straight up laughed at me when I showed it to her. It was fun to write though! Also, not the names I use for Kisumai, but I think these are the ones from Mint-tour?
"Miyata Toshiko," Mistress Hiroko burst into the room, breasts nearly coming free of her bodice. Her voice was high-pitched. And nasal. She was angry.
The very lovely Toshiko looked up from the meal she was slaving over for her haughty and cruel step-family. "Yes, ma'am?" she said, with her pretty voice and pretty smile, always eager to please even if her step-mother was a nasty, ugly woman.
"You haven't finished sewing my daughters' dresses!" the woman shrieked at her. "Finish them or I'll lock you in the dungeon!"
Kitayama thwapped Miyata over a head with a book, rolling her eyes. "Seriously? I tell you to get a hobby and you start writing fanfiction about us? This is terrible!"
"Isn't it great?" Miyata beamed at her. "I figured why not us, it's not like people ever write us properly. This'll make me a BNF!"
"My boobs have never fallen out," Kitayama pointed out. "You're just jealous that I'm bigger."
"No, that's Tai-chan."
Tai-chan was well loved by the boys in the village, but they didn't know that how vain and selfish she really was. And they had never met Toshiko and therefore didn't understand that they were missing out on a very lovely maiden.
"I don't like how you lined my cape," Tai-chan howled at Toshiko. "I want fur, you idiot."
"As you wish," Toshiko said meekly, for she only wanted to make every happy, even someone as rotten as Tai-chan. Toshiko was just that loving and kind.
Watako was right behind her, brandishing a broom in Toshiko's direction. "You haven't swept my room properly!" she exclaimed, bossily. Watako was always bossy. Sometimes she made Toshiko clean her room three times a day. Toshiko thought this was silly, considering that Watako insisted on keeping at least six dogs with her at any time. One of them was trying to get into the delicious soup Toshiko had made for lunch.
"I'm sorry, I was making lunch," Toshiko said, apologetic.
"Forget lunch, I'm dieting," Tai-chan exclaimed crossly, before flouncing out of the kitchen.
"Just make sure my room is clean," Watako instructed, just as crossly, before making her exit.
Yokoo actually smiled when Miyata showed her what she'd written so far. "I wish I could trust you to clean up after yourself, silly girl," she said, but with affection as she ruffled Miyata's hair. "Though why are you writing this?"
"Micchan said I needed too."
"Idiot," Fujigaya huffed as she stomped into the dressing room. "Has anyone seen my phone?"
"Fumi was playing on it earlier," Yokoo told her, laughing as Miyata quickly stuffed the pages she'd printed off this morning out of sight. Fujigaya was the one girl Miyata didn't want seeing this.
"I want to go to the ball," Toshiko told her pet turtle, Kenko. Kenko was her only friend in the whole horrible wide world.
"Prince Yuta is going to pick a bride tonight and I can't be there," she sighed woefully. She liked parties and dancing and the prince was terribly handsome and perfect in every way and Toshiko loved him.
Kenko just looked at her.
"I wish I could go," Toshiko sighed unhappily.
"I'm here to grant your wish!" a girl said, appearing beside Toshiko in a lovely green and white gown. In her hand was a glowing wand. She was lovely, but not as lovely as Toshiko.
"Who are you?" Toshiko gasped in surprise.
"I'm your fairy godmother, sweetie," the girl told her.
Kenko just blinked in her tank.
"What the fuck, why am I a turtle and Takako gets to be the fairy godmother," Senga complained. She and Nikaido had actually enjoyed reading through the story, bursting into laughter as several points, much to Miyata's pleasure. "Make her the turtle, I'd be a better fairy godmother."
Nikaido snapped her fingers and cocked her hips. "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
"Bitch, please," Fujigaya said as she passed.
(Miyata quickly sat on the story.)
With her fairy godmother's help (she turned Kenko into a horse!) Toshiko was able to make it to the ball. She even had a lovely purple dress and the most delightful glass slippers.
When she arrived, all eyes were on her. She was the most lovely of them all. Tai-chan was practically green with envy. But all Toshiko cared about was that Prince Yuta was looking right at her.
"Would you like to dance?" he asked the moment she stepped onto the floor of the ballroom.
"I would love nothing more," she said, accepting his hand.
In that moment, they fell in love with each other.
"Why am I a boy in here?" Tamamori asked, perplexed once she finished reading.
"Because het is under-appreciated in fandom and you said you'd be my prince during Tokyo Dome," Miyata said happily.
Tamamori laughed, shaking her head. "It's a good thing Cinderella Toshiko doesn't try to run away," she said. "You run like a lobster."
"Oiiiii!" Miyata protested, but joined Tamamori in laughing because it was funny and kind of true too.
"You probably want to burn these before Tai-chan sees them," added Tamamori, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. "She might kill you."
Kisumai - Miyata (TamaMiya)
856 words, PG, Canon-swap
Kitayama says get a new hobby. Miyata starts writing Kisumai fanfic.(Universe is canon except Kisumai are girls.)
[Notes]Another from Daybreaker. This is like, the most ridiculous thing I've written in ages. Jenni straight up laughed at me when I showed it to her. It was fun to write though! Also, not the names I use for Kisumai, but I think these are the ones from Mint-tour?
"Miyata Toshiko," Mistress Hiroko burst into the room, breasts nearly coming free of her bodice. Her voice was high-pitched. And nasal. She was angry.
The very lovely Toshiko looked up from the meal she was slaving over for her haughty and cruel step-family. "Yes, ma'am?" she said, with her pretty voice and pretty smile, always eager to please even if her step-mother was a nasty, ugly woman.
"You haven't finished sewing my daughters' dresses!" the woman shrieked at her. "Finish them or I'll lock you in the dungeon!"
Kitayama thwapped Miyata over a head with a book, rolling her eyes. "Seriously? I tell you to get a hobby and you start writing fanfiction about us? This is terrible!"
"Isn't it great?" Miyata beamed at her. "I figured why not us, it's not like people ever write us properly. This'll make me a BNF!"
"My boobs have never fallen out," Kitayama pointed out. "You're just jealous that I'm bigger."
"No, that's Tai-chan."
Tai-chan was well loved by the boys in the village, but they didn't know that how vain and selfish she really was. And they had never met Toshiko and therefore didn't understand that they were missing out on a very lovely maiden.
"I don't like how you lined my cape," Tai-chan howled at Toshiko. "I want fur, you idiot."
"As you wish," Toshiko said meekly, for she only wanted to make every happy, even someone as rotten as Tai-chan. Toshiko was just that loving and kind.
Watako was right behind her, brandishing a broom in Toshiko's direction. "You haven't swept my room properly!" she exclaimed, bossily. Watako was always bossy. Sometimes she made Toshiko clean her room three times a day. Toshiko thought this was silly, considering that Watako insisted on keeping at least six dogs with her at any time. One of them was trying to get into the delicious soup Toshiko had made for lunch.
"I'm sorry, I was making lunch," Toshiko said, apologetic.
"Forget lunch, I'm dieting," Tai-chan exclaimed crossly, before flouncing out of the kitchen.
"Just make sure my room is clean," Watako instructed, just as crossly, before making her exit.
Yokoo actually smiled when Miyata showed her what she'd written so far. "I wish I could trust you to clean up after yourself, silly girl," she said, but with affection as she ruffled Miyata's hair. "Though why are you writing this?"
"Micchan said I needed too."
"Idiot," Fujigaya huffed as she stomped into the dressing room. "Has anyone seen my phone?"
"Fumi was playing on it earlier," Yokoo told her, laughing as Miyata quickly stuffed the pages she'd printed off this morning out of sight. Fujigaya was the one girl Miyata didn't want seeing this.
"I want to go to the ball," Toshiko told her pet turtle, Kenko. Kenko was her only friend in the whole horrible wide world.
"Prince Yuta is going to pick a bride tonight and I can't be there," she sighed woefully. She liked parties and dancing and the prince was terribly handsome and perfect in every way and Toshiko loved him.
Kenko just looked at her.
"I wish I could go," Toshiko sighed unhappily.
"I'm here to grant your wish!" a girl said, appearing beside Toshiko in a lovely green and white gown. In her hand was a glowing wand. She was lovely, but not as lovely as Toshiko.
"Who are you?" Toshiko gasped in surprise.
"I'm your fairy godmother, sweetie," the girl told her.
Kenko just blinked in her tank.
"What the fuck, why am I a turtle and Takako gets to be the fairy godmother," Senga complained. She and Nikaido had actually enjoyed reading through the story, bursting into laughter as several points, much to Miyata's pleasure. "Make her the turtle, I'd be a better fairy godmother."
Nikaido snapped her fingers and cocked her hips. "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
"Bitch, please," Fujigaya said as she passed.
(Miyata quickly sat on the story.)
With her fairy godmother's help (she turned Kenko into a horse!) Toshiko was able to make it to the ball. She even had a lovely purple dress and the most delightful glass slippers.
When she arrived, all eyes were on her. She was the most lovely of them all. Tai-chan was practically green with envy. But all Toshiko cared about was that Prince Yuta was looking right at her.
"Would you like to dance?" he asked the moment she stepped onto the floor of the ballroom.
"I would love nothing more," she said, accepting his hand.
In that moment, they fell in love with each other.
"Why am I a boy in here?" Tamamori asked, perplexed once she finished reading.
"Because het is under-appreciated in fandom and you said you'd be my prince during Tokyo Dome," Miyata said happily.
Tamamori laughed, shaking her head. "It's a good thing Cinderella Toshiko doesn't try to run away," she said. "You run like a lobster."
"Oiiiii!" Miyata protested, but joined Tamamori in laughing because it was funny and kind of true too.
"You probably want to burn these before Tai-chan sees them," added Tamamori, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. "She might kill you."