TMI Jrs - Shintaro+Yasui friendshi[ (Yasui/Hasshi mention) 221 words, PG, canon Yasui is so done with people assuming he's younger than he actually is.
[Notes]First thing written for Daybreaker! (I needed something to get the fic-fingers going and anons were kind enough to oblige and put up with me not having seen BBJ yet 8X ♥) It's the shortest, but idk, it amuses me so much 8X Yasui is so cute with all the friends peoples. And Hasshi bc it's Hasshi.
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Yasui swatted at Shintaro. "Stop looking so smug."
"What?" Shintaro asked, putting on his best face of innocence, even if he knew Yasui was having none of that. "You're the one getting in a huff." When Yasui narrowed his eyes, Shintaro couldn't help adding, smugly, "And it's not my fault everyone thinks I"m older."
Yasui hit him again. "Jerk. You're not the one who gets carded everywhere or gets asked why he's not in school during the day, okay."
"Skipping school? That's not very responsible or mature," Shintaro tsked and got an elbow in the side. "Hey!"
"Whatever," Yasui grumbled, but his lips twitched into a smile a moment later. "Since you're all mature and stuff, why don't you buy me lunch?"
"What? No way!"
"But senpaiiiiiii~," Yasui whined exaggeratedly, batting his lashes like a schoolgirl and clasping his hands together. "Shouldn't you treat your kouhai?"
Shintaro shuddered, edging away in case the cooties were somehow contagious. "That's disturbing, okay. You'd make a terrible girl."
Yasui dropped the act, shrugging a shoulder. "Some guys are into it. Hasshi has a thing for it."
"What the hell," Shintaro yelped, clapping his hands over his ears. "I did not need to know that."
Yasui grinned, a most evilly amused grin. "Well. Lunch?"
"You owe me," Shintaro muttered. "Now I need brain bleach."