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[pmyotnhtoyn1375]

Last night Erasmus fell off my lap [where he was sleeping] and into a large bowl of water. He was not too happy about it.

Also, this quote: Pants are an illusion; so is death.

That is all for now.

Comments

[vasisthadas]

It was just too bad that he tried to take the skin off your foot as he fell.

And pants ARE and illusion.

[wereturtle]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I've never seen a cat fall into a water bowl before. Ebenezer, in an attempt to catch a feather, slid into his. But all that did was make a mess.

If pants are an illusion, what are skorts?

[pmyotnhtoyn1375]

Yeah...this was a big mixing-type bowl thing full of water. And he landed in it and was completely soaked [as was the carpet]. It was really funny...though it kinda sucked for him.

Skorts are just gross distortions of the illusion that are pants.

[wereturtle]

The skorts take offense to that.