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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Hey, uh. Anybody out there?

'Always thought heaven was supposed to have rolling fields of grass, not a ton of sand and a creepy treeline--

[On the northwest beach. Intro post getto.]

Comments

[elevatorwarrior]

Zack?

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

...Speaking?

[elevatorwarrior]

Pfft, it's me. Reno? What, did you fall somewhere and crack your head open?

I'm kinda surprised to see ya back, I mean I thought we were all going home.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

That part was the worst of my problems.

Wait. What are you-- Reno. Why does that sound so--?

Oh! Turks, right?

Didn't know you bit the dust, too.

[vampbratprince]

Well, well. A familiar face.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Excuse me?

[vampbratprince]

We used to know each other.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Oh yeah? Kinda like how everyone else seems to?

[playstheblues]

Zack!

He's just gonna roll with all this.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Uh... heya!

Sob, aww

[playstheblues]

You're back!

As he thinks "Do they really take 'return to the planet' THIS literally?"

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

...I'm what?

[caf_pow_girl]

Mr. Crabby Pants?

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Mister whoda wuh?

[caf_pow_girl]

Mr. Memory Loss. Got it.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Why is everyone saying that? I don't remember forgetting anything!

[farfalla_rossa]

Zack Fair, just where have you been?

1/3

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Is that a trick--

2/3

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

......

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Cissnei. What are you doing here?