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In the death of all that's long been said and done before

Apr 16, 2009 18:48

DATE: Day 63
CHARACTER(S): Integral Hellsing (ms_hellsing) and Deadpool (xmercwithamouth)
STATUS: Closed / Incomplete
SUMMARY: Integral takes tea time to Deadpool since he seems in need of company.
LOCATION: Cabin 412

( We'll wish that we were something more. )

†deadpool, †integral hellsing

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xmercwithamouth April 16 2009, 23:30:05 UTC

Wade had been sitting in his room, the ear-splitting rock playing from the speaker system he'd bought just for the dramatics of the day. After about 5 minutes, he wondered if this was how everyone felt when he was talking, before casting that idea aside. After all, his voice was soothing, and this stuff made him feel like his ears were being run through a food-processor before being slapped on the proverbial plate of some prison fare.

There was a knock at the door, and Wade looked up to the ceiling in a mock-prayer of thanks. He really didn't know why he was listening to this terrible music, but it seemed like the right thing to do, regardless.

[ Its a staple, remember? Its like being in one of those bad videos about how emo you look, or a bad Livejournal entry about how your parents don't let you shop at Hot Topic enough. ]

Wade looked at the box, before nodding emphatically. "Yeah, you're right," he admitted, with less than his usual gusto, before opening the door.

Oh, he forgot he was naked. Oops.

ms_hellsing April 17 2009, 01:20:34 UTC

Compared to that music pulsating beyond the door, Deadpool's voice was soothing. Standing behind the cart, Integral's nose wrinkled at the sound. Whatever thoughts of distaste were in her mind were to be swiftly swept aside. Upon the door opening, Integral smiled politely. "Good afterno-..."

The words died on her lips in the same instant the colour rushed to her face. Really, there weren't many things that could get a reaction out of her. A total stranger answering the door naked? Yeah, that got a reaction. Silently, she thanked God the tea service was on a cart and not being carried else it would now be on the floor. "... Could you, um, kindly..." She nodded toward him in a somewhat downward direction. Don't look, Integral! Don't do it!

xmercwithamouth April 17 2009, 01:36:30 UTC

Wade blinked, and grinned at her. "I'm pumped up and ready for action, baby!" he informed her, spreading his arms wide to invite her in. Wade's skin, which wasn't exactly stable wasn't just resigned to his face. Oh no. The boils, scars, and other marks and deformities were everywhere on his face, while there wasn't more than a few stray hairs anywhere on his body. There were a few, but they had a tendency to fall out after about a day or so when his body rejected them.

He backed off from the door, hunting around for boxers, before bending down to pick up the item (which, of course, had his logo on them,) but that left Integral with a full-view when he did so. Then it was a few quick moments, and he was at least covered.

Wade did this without even realizing the discomfort to Integral's eyes, sadly.

"So this whole tea thing, that's like a euphanism, right? I've never heard of just comin' to talk with Tea, and if this is just some british thing then can we do the Parrot act?" he questioned.

ms_hellsing April 17 2009, 02:28:58 UTC

The deformities didn't disturb her nearly as much as the nudity. Integral quickly stepped into the room, pulling the door closed behind her. No sense in anyone happening by and seeing that. The whole thing was like a train-wreck. Integral gaped for a second, two, three, four... Then finally she tore her eyes away. My, that tea kettle was horribly plain.

"Firstly, Mr. Wilson, my name isn't 'baby.' You may address me as Sir Hellsing, or if you must, Ms. Hellsing. Second, what on Earth are you prattling about? Thirdly," Integral paused, hesitating to look over was Wade again. "What happened to you?"

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