Thank you for being a friend...

[beaarthurislove]

Deadpool walked through the halls of where everyone slept, megaphone pressed to his mask and a hand on his hip.
"WHAT'S UP, BABIES? I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL BUSY BEING STUPID AND DUMB BUT FEAR NOT! I AM GOING TO GIVE YOUR LIFE IMPORTANCE FOR ONCE! TODAY, WE FEAST. THAT'S RIGHT. CHIMICHANGAS AND BEA ARTHUR. GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHON. BE THERE AND I'LL MAKE

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[vampire_medic]

Reiri didn't sleep much usually. However, having that idiot Deadpool shouting in the hallway was still annoying regardless of whether she was asleep or not. Since the vampire is starting at square one again, she resorted to basics.

With a wave of her hand, a swarm of bats flew down the hall and smacked Deadpool in the face. Speaking to the mercenary through the manipulation of the air near his ear, Reiri stated, "Deadpool, I'm busy right now. We'll play later if you're that bored. For now, stop shouting in the goddamn hallway!"

[beaarthurislove]

'AAAAAAAAAAAH. NO. BATS AREN'T FUN. YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS PROBABLY AND I AM NOT NICE."

[vampire_medic]

"No you're not. You're going to forget all about this in 5 seconds like the Marvel Girl costume."

[beaarthurislove]

"GEEZ, MEANIE MEANIE SCENIE WEENIE. DON'T YOU HAVE A VAMPIRE FREAKS ACCOUNT TO BE ON?"

[mjolnirdscythe]

Marie blearily opened her eye, murmuring death threats under her breath as she padded to her pod door. She opened it, only to see a costumed person with a megaphone- talking about Golden Girls!? What the hell was this place?

Her hair was all mussed, and the blond snarled softly. "Couldn't this announcement have waited a few hours? Some of us enjoy sleep!"

Clearly, the tiny blonde was unamused.

[beaarthurislove]

"YOU'RE LITTLE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHON." Deadpool says while picking up the girl with one arm and throwing her over his shoulder.

[mjolnirdscythe]

The 24 year old death scythe didn't have enough time to register that she was being picked up. A Golden Girls-

"HEY. You can put me down now! I can walk just fine- and who the hell are you, anyway!?" She debated transforming, but who knows what that would get her...

[beaarthurislove]

"SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY... SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTER OF LOVE... SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURRRRICE!"

[duogodofdeath]

Duo groaned into his pillow.. sleep was one of his favorite things when he was allowed to enjoy it and apparently this was not one of those times. He groggily opened the door and peaked out. "What the hell is wrong with you? And what is a agolden girl?"

[beaarthurislove]

"YOU SOUND LIKE AN EAGER YOUNG NUBILE BOY WHO WOULD ENJOY THE BEST BEA ARTHUR SITCOM. FOLLOW ME! I'LL TEACH YOU MY WAYS AND ONE DAY YOU MIGHT GET A GIRLFRIEND."

[duogodofdeath]

Duo glared the strange masked man down obviously unamused. "Who the hell is Bea Arther? And I never said I needed any help with the ladies that's for damn sure."

[beaarthurislove]

"THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT, WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE TWELVE? IT'S OK. MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A LATE BLOOMER. BEA ARTHUR IS THE GREATEST WOMAN THAT EVER EXISTED." Deadpool moved the microphone from his face and whispered into the kid's ear. "Besides, you wouldn't wanna miss the panty raid..."

[play_more_burn]

Not the most pleasant person upon waking up, Chandra had been known for greeting the day with a fireball at anyone who was dumb enough to interrupt her sleep. The life of a planeswalker was exhausting, and after her rather ill-fated arrival here, all the pyromancer wanted to do was get some rest.

Unfortunately, it seemed that someone outside was not going to allow that.

She'd found her room after her trip to the infirmary, and had finally settled in when someone decided to start ranting. Chandra rose from her bed and cracked the door, resisting the urge to blast the responsible party into ash- mostly due to Reiri's advice, as hard as it would be to follow.

"Keep yelling through that megaphone- I dare you. People are trying to sleep around here. Hope you aren't afraid of fireworks..."

[beaarthurislove]

"OOOH, FIESTY! DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?" Deadpool's strange voice screeched through the megaphone. "IF YOU'RE GONNA GET IT ON, AT LEAST AIM FOR MY BUTT. I'VE PROBABLY EATEN CHILI THAT'S TORN MY ASS UP MORE THAN YOU WILL."

[play_more_burn]

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Why don't you come a little closer and say something?"

For the longest time, Chandra had believed there was nothing in the world that could possibly be more vile and disgusting than bugs and goblins, at least on an "ew, get it away" level. And for some reason, this idiot was ranting about carpet and drapes for whatever reason-

"...why do you care if the carpet matches the drapes, anyways?"

[beaarthurislove]

Deadpool turns towards the voice and sees the grey girl at the end of the hall. "AAAH! I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME. YOU AND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, TOTAL OTP. WE'RE GONNA WATCH GOLDEN GIRLS, VAMPIRE BABE. COME, OR DON'T. YOU'RE TOTES MISSING OUT IF YOU DON'T."