Fan Fiction - Dinner Time -
Title: Dinner Time
Pairing: Dave/ David
Rating: NC -17
Wip: 4 chapters. Finished
Disclaimer: Is all fictional, and we don`t own Megadeth or any of his members...( damn )
Warnings: Swearing and...( I have to say it) bad jokes.
Resume: Chris notices that Junior is slimming and talks with Dave to try to resolve the problem...
Notes: Inspired in this picture. Junior and Chris parts by uxfxt and Dave parts by me.
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Chapter One
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- Dave, hey Dave , wake up- Said Chris - HEY DUMBASS!...YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!-
Dave woke up abruptly
- What?...What the fuck now??- Said Dave standing up - What the fuck do you want?-
-Chris looks to booth sides to see if Junior is near...apparently he's on the bathroom
- Have you noticed that Junior is... how to say it? looks a little bit thin?...not a little bit, REALLY THIN -
Dave skratched his head
- Uhmm, I dunno... Is he? -
- Dave , you see him every fucking day and you don`t notice he's thinner than before?!
- Well, he have always been thin...what`s wrong if he is thinner now?
- Ah Dave.. if he's thinner now it means he hasn't been eating right -
- So? I`m not his mouth you know?...Tell him to eat more not me-
- Aaaagh Dave! you're the one who prepares the food and the one who must be worrying about your band members!...What if Junior faints in a concert? What are you going to do then?-
- Beat him until he woke up -
- No Dave , that's not right . When are you going to understand that Junior can't live from your cum, that bullshit can look like milk but it doesn't feed him right!??
Dave rolled his eyes
- Well, he likes it-
- So what? He can't live from pleasure neither -
- Ok, I`m going to buy him a cheeseburger, ok?-
- Now fuck off, I`m tired I want to sleep more-
-DON'T SLEEP! , he's used to farm food. you know , they eat lots, LOTS -
- He doesn´t-
- Buy him something healthy , if he's your boyfriend you should take care of him -
Dave stared at Chris for a few seconds
-Ughh, Ok ok man, I`ll do it...Later, I`ll take him to dinner ok?..In a good restaurant ok?-
- You need to take care of his food EVERYDAY , ok?...And i'm fucking starving too,Gar too...stop buying drugs and buy some fucking food men -
- Ok! Ok! I have understand man! I`ll buy some food later ok? -
- Ok , and food doesn't mean drugs , neither your dick, ok? -
- Yeah, yeah, food I know what it is, now fuck off-
Pairing: Dave/ David
Rating: NC -17
Wip: 4 chapters. Finished
Disclaimer: Is all fictional, and we don`t own Megadeth or any of his members...( damn )
Warnings: Swearing and...( I have to say it) bad jokes.
Resume: Chris notices that Junior is slimming and talks with Dave to try to resolve the problem...
Notes: Inspired in this picture. Junior and Chris parts by uxfxt and Dave parts by me.
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Chapter One
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- Dave, hey Dave , wake up- Said Chris - HEY DUMBASS!...YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!-
Dave woke up abruptly
- What?...What the fuck now??- Said Dave standing up - What the fuck do you want?-
-Chris looks to booth sides to see if Junior is near...apparently he's on the bathroom
- Have you noticed that Junior is... how to say it? looks a little bit thin?...not a little bit, REALLY THIN -
Dave skratched his head
- Uhmm, I dunno... Is he? -
- Dave , you see him every fucking day and you don`t notice he's thinner than before?!
- Well, he have always been thin...what`s wrong if he is thinner now?
- Ah Dave.. if he's thinner now it means he hasn't been eating right -
- So? I`m not his mouth you know?...Tell him to eat more not me-
- Aaaagh Dave! you're the one who prepares the food and the one who must be worrying about your band members!...What if Junior faints in a concert? What are you going to do then?-
- Beat him until he woke up -
- No Dave , that's not right . When are you going to understand that Junior can't live from your cum, that bullshit can look like milk but it doesn't feed him right!??
Dave rolled his eyes
- Well, he likes it-
- So what? He can't live from pleasure neither -
- Ok, I`m going to buy him a cheeseburger, ok?-
- Now fuck off, I`m tired I want to sleep more-
-DON'T SLEEP! , he's used to farm food. you know , they eat lots, LOTS -
- He doesn´t-
- Buy him something healthy , if he's your boyfriend you should take care of him -
Dave stared at Chris for a few seconds
-Ughh, Ok ok man, I`ll do it...Later, I`ll take him to dinner ok?..In a good restaurant ok?-
- You need to take care of his food EVERYDAY , ok?...And i'm fucking starving too,Gar too...stop buying drugs and buy some fucking food men -
- Ok! Ok! I have understand man! I`ll buy some food later ok? -
- Ok , and food doesn't mean drugs , neither your dick, ok? -
- Yeah, yeah, food I know what it is, now fuck off-