When I was 18 and had my own place, I had horrific food poisoning. I was so sick. And I didn't know it until I woke up vomiting. As in, my vomiting woke me up. It was all over the side of the bed and on the floor.
Well, I was sick, you see. I also lived alone. So the vomit didn't get cleaned up for about a week and a half.
When I did clean it up, it was sort of hardend. So I used a spatula to scrape it all in the bag, then threw it away, spatuala and all.
My ex and I once had a thing of cream cheese in his flat (where I was basically living at the time) that we'd had for ages and not realised. I went to take it out of the fridge and open it...
...and what I can only describe as a disgusting spore-ish mouth of immense blue and green proportions opened itself and YAWNED at us.
No joke...there was actual MOLD YAWNAGE - it moved independently.
My housemate and I kept noticing a weird smell in the kitchen that we couldn't quite place. It was near the sink, and we kept wondering if we'd washed something down the street and it had gotten stuck somewhere and was decomposing. It was making us crazy!
One day I opened a seldom-used drawer beside the cupboard under the sink, and discovered a rotting bag of apples in there. We had no idea when they'd been bought or put there. Ew!
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Well, I was sick, you see. I also lived alone. So the vomit didn't get cleaned up for about a week and a half.
When I did clean it up, it was sort of hardend. So I used a spatula to scrape it all in the bag, then threw it away, spatuala and all.
I think that's my worst story.
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...and what I can only describe as a disgusting spore-ish mouth of immense blue and green proportions opened itself and YAWNED at us.
No joke...there was actual MOLD YAWNAGE - it moved independently.
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One day I opened a seldom-used drawer beside the cupboard under the sink, and discovered a rotting bag of apples in there. We had no idea when they'd been bought or put there. Ew!
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