// nineteenth post; accidental voice

[plsgtfo]

[The sound of silence. Well. Maybe there's a light snoring, and then a very loud female voice (THAT BELONGS TO INO LMFAO)

SCREAM

before transmission cuts out.]

Comments

[dreamsofnoah]

Ooh~, what now?

SDKFLJSLKGAFSD /CAN'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

[plsgtfo]

[The sound of fabric scuffling, then the sound of something being thrown across the room, and then a very loud 'THUMP'.]

-don't be alarmed, love.

jsadhkaj /BRB DYING LAUGHING. also, voice

[dreamsofnoah]

[high pitched laughter]

AKSDJFLASDFas I'M NEVER GOING TO GET OVER THIS HAHAHA

[plsgtfo]

Hm?

[entry]

Oh, yes.

/SCREAMS IMAGINE THIS IN THE... MOST... SEDUCTIVE LAZY VOICE EVER HAHAHAHAHA

[plsgtfo]

You approve?

.....SOB I CANNOT TAKE ANYTHING IN RP SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHAHAAHAHAHA

[entry]

You can't imagine how much.

LMFAO THIS IS HORRIBLE AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME

[plsgtfo]

You could show me just how much.

voice/action/something;

[floralities]

What the hell, Shikamaru?!

voice/action/rape;

[plsgtfo]

[LMFAOJDLAKSDFJAS HE'S PROBABLY IN LIKE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS OR SOMETHING WITHOUT A SHIRT HAHAHAHAHADKLSFJASKLDGJALKSJDFas-

-and is on the floor, just staring up at the half naked Ino HAHAHAHAsdklfjasdgasdfa /NEVER TAKES ANYTHING SERIOUSLY]

A new form of play, Ino?

voice/action/SOB;

[floralities]

[ FJDKLJDASKLJDAKSLJDKSAL OH MY GOD SCREAM I WILL HIT YOU--

--is. just. staring at him, some mixture of shock and horror and vague disgust because OH MY GOD PUT ON A SHIRT and SHIT HIS HAND WAS ON HER ASS and oh! This corset looks good on her NO WAIT STILL HORRIFIED AHHHHHH. ]

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!

voice/action/sex;

[plsgtfo]

[ASKDLFJALSDFA HAHAHAHAHAHHA HANDS ALL IN THE RIGHT PLACES, TOUCHING HER EVERYWHERE WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING LMFAO IDK IDK IDK ANYMORE.]

The same thing we do every night-unless you wanted a change to our routine.

False ... wannabe high-pitched Voice;

[gohardwork]

Oh dear, has the dragon gotten to another innocent maiden!?

My legs, they are quivering in a feminine manner!!

OH MY GOD LMFALSDJGaksldfas /HITS ON GAI...

[plsgtfo]

I can make them stop.

KWJAEKAWEAWE /SCREAMS

[gohardwork]

Oh my! You must be very strong ... and quite noble! [Giggles, blushing at the ... uh, computer that magically exists in medieval times for him, fanning himself with a limp wrist]

LAMSDFKLJAGDSAfd LMFAO IDK ASDKLJAGSjkldFJALGKDJNASdfb

[plsgtfo]

... oh? And where do you suppose you want to go with this flattery of yours?

[pitfallen]

Oi, oi, who died? Or is it a kidnapping? Is there a ransom? Bribe money? Scandal?

ignore gay icon :||||

[plsgtfo]

Just a little misunderstanding.

Not easy to do. D: Also, Ace Detective Excel

[pitfallen]

Really? Nuts. At this rate I'm gonna have to look into more medieval forms of central heating. Maybe a propane tank or something.

alksjdflasfjdasfda /SCREAMS LMFAO

[plsgtfo]

Something troubling you?