Vetinari: "Stop, villain! You shall not pass!" Young Sam: "Oh, no!! Captain Vetinari is here!!! My plan is foiled!!!! But if it hadn't been for that pesky Patrician - !!!!!" Vimes: "...I won't ask. /Sir./"
LOL I managed to reference Scooby Doo /and/ LOTR. Go me. And Maskerade too I guess what with the five exclamation points and all.
Young Vimes: Dad ! Dad! Is it true that babies are made when a cow jumps over the moon while a cat plays with a fiddle ? And that's the signal for the dish to run away with the spoon? And then 10 months later a stork comes by with a baby?
Veterinari: Well I couldn't very well tell him the TRUTH could I...
Young Vimes: Was I made that way, dad? Tell him the bit about the laughing dog, Uncle Havelock!
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Vetinari: "Stop, villain! You shall not pass!"
Young Sam: "Oh, no!! Captain Vetinari is here!!! My plan is foiled!!!! But if it hadn't been for that pesky Patrician - !!!!!"
Vimes: "...I won't ask. /Sir./"
LOL I managed to reference Scooby Doo /and/ LOTR. Go me. And Maskerade too I guess what with the five exclamation points and all.
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Vetinari: Commander, could you possibly persuade Sargent Angua and Constable von Humpeding to clothe themselves while wrestling in public?
Vimes: Hm? they're not distracting you, are they?
Young Sam/random kid: That's -definitely- not my cow.
("Thud!" references, mostly)
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Young Vimes: Dad ! Dad! Is it true that babies are made when a cow jumps over the moon while a cat plays with a fiddle ? And that's the signal for the dish to run away with the spoon? And then 10 months later a stork comes by with a baby?
Veterinari: Well I couldn't very well tell him the TRUTH could I...
Young Vimes: Was I made that way, dad? Tell him the bit about the laughing dog, Uncle Havelock!
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For the prize mentioned in #2, please e-mail me at plottwist13@comcast.net. Specifics may be discussed therein.
Yay for you! :D
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Young Vimes: Dad, is it true that if I enroll in Assasin's School, I'll have to wear black,always? I don't want to wear black! I like pink!
Veterinari: Don't look at ME, Vimes. He's your son...
Young Vimes: Can I wear frills and lace too? Maybe a nice puffy ribbon in my hair?
( I don't know what I was on when I thought of this, sorry )
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