Running Commentary Times!

[plottwist13]

So I ended up getting bored and doing part 4 of the Night Watch running commentary! YAY.

I think it's funny how they're talking about Post Office closures in real news before the show. Irony, thy name is lulz.

MAGIC TINKLY TINKLY. :D

And Vimes is giving the summary again. Of course, it would be rather unorthodox to have the villain do it and poor

Comments

[gmonkey42]

WHAT
How does that toilet work? It's flat. How does it get rid of the poo? I thought squat toilets were like a hole. *is mystified*

[plottwist13]

Maybe like, a jet of water shoots out and pushes it away? It's gross, however it works. 0.o

Or maybe it just eats it. It does talk, after all.

[orbmur]

Oh good God...I found that on youtube too! I died when I saw that. I also love the translation...haha.

Oh P.S....squat toilets are weird as shit.

[plottwist13]

They scare me. :(

[plottwist13]

He is . . . how do we say? Teh Secks.

Hahaha j/k. Total sarcasm there. :P If I'm dating a politician it's Obama or bust. He's the only reasonably attractive of any of them.

Or. You know. Stephen Colbert. Because technically he did try to run for president.

[plottwist13]

Also, I MUST HAVE THIS JOB. Tell me more, namely how to get it. Can I act as an intern? Is 'Yo, put a sock in it' appropriate if sung loudly? Inquiring minds want to know.

[plottwist13]

OH GOD I'M WHITE?! FO RIZZLE MY NIZZLE?!

XD I'm home from next Wednesday to Sunday. Hangy-outy time, y/n?

[plottwist13]

I don't know if I can make Penn State work - I'm kinda busy. :( BUT I will be home next weekend, I leave for Boston Monday and come back on Wednesday. And then the weekend after that I think I'm home, unless there's like, a horse show I forgot about or something. :P