Comments | plinthstar: What did God wear in bed?

plinthstar

What did God wear in bed?

Jun 10, 2003 21:30

If Jesus was alive today, do you think he would eat Walkers crisps?

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Braaaaaiiiinssss. the_petey_boosh June 10 2003, 13:53:38 UTC

Yes.

The Marmite ones.

They're so for Jesus.

Re: Braaaaaiiiinssss. plinthstar June 10 2003, 18:13:57 UTC

Really? How odd.

But yes, i can see how.

:)

ripperlyn June 10 2003, 16:04:27 UTC

No, because Jesus would get proper bloody cheetoes imported from the USA.

Re: plinthstar June 10 2003, 18:18:22 UTC

...what?

Re: ripperlyn June 13 2003, 16:16:00 UTC

Screw walker's crisps. You people need crunchy cheetos. I'll try to bring some with me when I come.

I'm going to need everyone to send me their mobile numbers all over again. Gah!

stylishbastard June 10 2003, 16:20:57 UTC

I think he's more a Monster Munch type. Are they Walkers now?

Re: plinthstar June 10 2003, 18:19:40 UTC

Yes, they are, but I always imagined Jesus to be a no nonsense ready salted kind of guy.

Perhaps he would only eat Monster Munch when his friends weren't looking.

stylishbastard June 11 2003, 15:34:40 UTC

Are you implying that Our Lord and Saviour, the defender of our immortal soul..is a bit bland?

Re: plinthstar June 12 2003, 12:24:54 UTC

Yes, i am.

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miss_tee June 10 2003, 18:12:26 UTC

what are Walkers crisps?

Re: plinthstar June 10 2003, 18:21:47 UTC

They are the main kind of crisp we have here. A big eared but rather harmless twat known as Gary Lineker advertises them in a somewhat half arsed manner.

I was just curious as to what snack foods Jesus would prefer if he we alive today.

Hypothetically, like.

Re: miss_tee June 11 2003, 20:55:43 UTC

jesus would like klondike bars

are crisps like potato chips?

Re: plinthstar June 12 2003, 12:23:56 UTC

Crisps are potato, yes.

inmyskin June 12 2003, 02:10:02 UTC

I don't think God wears anything in bed.
In fact, I'm not sure he has a bed

and as for the crisps
well....that's something for me to think about today