PM to Jack Harkness

[torchwood_doc]

If you even think of sending Ford to me for advice about anything at all, I'll come and shoot you- probably right after I strangle him.

Thank you.

O. Harper

Comments

[capj_harkness]

I don't have any idea what you're talking about, but feel free to explain.

[torchwood_doc]

I can probably sum it up for you in one word (well, okay, name). Elphie.

Whenever there's anything going on that's even remotely connected to sex, you're usually in the middle of it somewhere, so like I said,don't send him in my direction.

[capj_harkness]

I've never even talked to the guy, Owen. And even if I had - even if we were best buddies - as if I'd send him to you for advice on his love life when I'm perfectly capable of dispensing much better advice myself.

[torchwood_doc]

So, you're telling me that Ford would get the benefit of the Harkness Way? That you wouldn't just give up and decide to send him to me instead?

Yeah, right. This is Ford we're talking about here, remember him? Gawd knows what the female of his species is like, but if she's anything like him... he could well be the last man standing.

[capj_harkness]

That's like saying everyone on Earth must be like you.

[torchwood_doc]

Or everyone where you come from (where was that again?), runs around stark naked, shagging everything that moves.

[capj_harkness]

You're only making my point, Owen.

[torchwood_doc]

What! You mean they don't?