Comments | pleasesmirk: entry thirty five: swing lives in mistrust.

pleasesmirk

entry thirty five: swing lives in mistrust.

Feb 12, 2010 23:49

Doctor. DOCTOR. What happened to those mutated chocolates? Can't we have the mutated chocolates?

It's so very pink. All the drinks have the sort of names a seamstress couldn't invent. They're all mixed, too. I don't trust mixed drinks.

Bloody wizards.

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gotgreenmagic February 12 2010, 23:51:21 UTC

...the heck do seamstresses have to do with cocktails?

pleasesmirk February 12 2010, 23:53:34 UTC

...Seamstress is a profession, generally, used to cover up prostitution in my city. These cocktails are certainly creative in their naming, shall we say?

gotgreenmagic February 12 2010, 23:59:43 UTC

....

Does that not cause, like, a little bit of confusion if you need your pants fixed or something?

pleasesmirk February 13 2010, 00:08:06 UTC

...I actually once had someone turn up arrested to my watch house who was an actual seamstress.

It's quite rare.

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pleasesmirk February 13 2010, 12:16:58 UTC

But you went and got your hopes up and now we ended up here. Mutated chocolates would be brilliant right now.

Not on top of everything else, mind.

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pleasesmirk February 13 2010, 19:35:04 UTC

...how?

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