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[playboy1487]

I just walked into my brother's room and sat on the floor... and he waited listening to what I had to say and then non cholantly said, "Ian, you're sitting in piss." Then I said, "What?!?!" He calmly said, "Don't worry, its just urine

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HEY BIATCH,
THATS MY PROM DATE YOUR TALKIN' SMACK ABOUT...

kt

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[playboy1487]

You ditched him!!! He's been crying ever since! He said he will never be able to love again because you didn't 'actually' take him to prom! He is truly heart broken... do you have any tape or glue?

[phillycream4847]

I think that you sat in it knowing that it was there... just an excuse to sit in your boxers. Eh?

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[playboy1487]

That is just plain nasty.... and would you really go out with someone who would sit in pee so that they could take their pants off?!?! I don't need an excuse to take my pants off... I do it whenever nature calls me to do it! It WAS an accident... ask danny... haha

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[phillycream4847]

I dunno Ian... all this defensiveness... I still stand by my "excuse" beliefs...

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I may have "ditched" him, i.e forgot about him but tell him to keep his window open and i won't forget about him tonight...ZING SNAP ONE POINT FOR THE MASTER OF DISASTER (i.e. me)